RE: https://caneandable.social/@LeonianUniverse/116609243201476538

I use AI daily, mainly to tailor my case notes to look good. Don't like it? Fuck all the way off!

RE: https://dragonscave.space/@pitermach/116602326557788151

Shit, if I wasn't at work, I'd play the drinking game to AI. Any time someone says "AI," take a drink! Day drinking at its best!

This app is written by Kelly Ford. It’s an app you can get sports scores from. The most amazing thing to me with this app, though, is the ability to “see” the layout of the field. Through Direct Touch, you can hear sounds as you get to bases, foul lines, and so on! If you don’t mind running beta apps, give this one a go! You’ll thank me later! | Sports Scores Fast https://testflight.apple.com/join/128FeTqx

CBS News is shutting down its radio news service in May 2026. Here is a ten part look at a history of radio. | CBS News Radio's A Century of Sound - CBS News https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cbs-news-radios-a-century-of-sound/

There is an audio dramatized version of Dungeon Crawler Carl. It’s up to Episode 7 of Book 2 that I’ve found. Think I’ll start that one soon!

For those of you who like to play Wordle, don’t play the word of the day choice on Wordstock, a game that’s on the Monarch. If you do, you’ll have the word for both puzzles! The wordle is the 5 letter word on Wordstock!

RE: https://mastodon.social/@alexhall/115929628016074610

You mean quoting like this? I, for one, love it!

Remember Eye Yay, the public domain player I posted a couple weeks ago? It's been updated with VoiceOver support! Like me, you can enjoy countless hours of OTR from archive.org!
| https://apps.apple.com/app/id6755102519

Eye Yay Public Domain Audio and Video Player | Internet Archive users, rejoyce! You can stream content from the Internet Archive. Description follows. | Enjoy slick audio and video playback for historical, open and public domain content. Eye Yay gives you a beautiful, distraction-free way to explore historic audio and video collections made available by open online archives. Enjoy classic recordings, documentaries, films, radio plays, and other cultural works that have entered the public domain or are freely shared by their creators. A polished playback experience Eye Yay is designed for smooth, reliable playback of both audio and video. • Clean, uncluttered interface that feels at home on every Apple device • Browse, search, and add items to your personal library • Smart resume — pick up exactly where you left off • Background and Picture-in-Picture playback • Automatic next-track advance for serials and playlists • Smart grouping keeps duplicate or alternative file versions out of the way, so books, albums, and playlists play in the right order without clutter. Explore a world of open culture Discover an extraordinary range of openly available media: • Classic radio dramas and narrated stories • Historic documentaries and educational films • Vintage public-domain movies and newsreels • Community music releases and field recordings • Podcasts, lectures, and spoken-word collections Add items that interest you, and Eye Yay keeps them in your library for quick access. Take it with you Media can be saved for offline playback, so you can keep listening or watching even without an internet connection. Offline saving continues in the background, and your progress is preserved automatically. Supporter Edition Unlock a set of power-user features with a one-time upgrade: • Sleep Timer — automatically stop playback after a set time • Create Personal Bookmarks — mark your own moments in any recording • Manage Offline Storage — see what’s using space and clear it easily • Blacklist Topics — hide subjects you’re not interested in to keep searches focused Thoughtfully designed for Apple platforms Eye Yay works seamlessly across iPhone, iPad, Mac and AppleTV. It’s optimised for the latest system features and keeps your media organised and ready to play. | https://apps.apple.com/us/app/eye-yay-public-domain-player/id6755102519

Santa Farted Down the Chimney | https://youtube.com/watch?v=BbRs5VKaNMw&si=KS3C9eXWAUYu573Y

This sounds neat! I did not know such a toy existed. Despite the fact the web page says “out of stock”, they do have them for $16. | Braille Fidgets – National Braille Press https://shop.nbp.org/products/braille-fidgets

Border Patrol makes over 250 arrests in Charlotte, as residents weigh in on the agency’s presence https://www.wbtv.com/2025/11/19/border-patrol-makes-over-250-arrests-charlotte-residents-weigh-agencys-presence/

Alexa, I am feeling that I want to have sex.

Alexa :
Most certainly... Don't worry. I am dimming the lights. Setting your AC to 22 C degrees.

The Viagra is kept on the top right shelf of your wardrobe. The gel is kept next to it.

I have hired your favorite Thai masseuse. She is just 12 minutes away as per her Uber ride status.

I have scheduled her payment from your credit card 2 hours from now.

I have checked your wife's GPS and she is shopping in a suburban mall. According to her buying checklist stored on my disk, she will take at least 2 more hours, plus according to Google maps traffic analysis, more than 1 hour to reach home.

Enjoy your sex. And yes, your condom is in the pull out drawer of the living room and the key to that drawer is in your wallet.

This is the last condom, so I have added condoms to your Amazon cart....

This is called true Artificial Intelligence...

MEANWHILE......

Wife:

Alexa, have you set it up?

Alexa:

Sure thing, he thinks you are going to take three hours. If you take an Uber home, you will be there in 45 minutes. I'm recording the whole thing with four cameras, you just need to walk in, we have the bastard cold.

I've got your divorce papers printed and ready, and your attorney briefed, case documents are drafted and will be completed tomorrow, $1 M. damages plus $10,000 per month alimony.

All set. Your Uber is waiting outside.

Now, this is Artificial Counterintelligence...

After all, Alexa is female 🙏🏻🍀🥳🤓

Boy, this brings back memories! | JAWS for DOS 2.3 Basic Training Tapes : Henter-Joyce, Inc : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive https://archive.org/details/jfd-2.3-basic

The First PBS Station is Shutting Down Following Cuts in Federal Funding | Cord Cutters News https://cordcuttersnews.com/the-first-pbs-station-is-shutting-down-following-cuts-in-federal-funding/

It's been a week since I lost my labbie. It's been a rough week. In other news, new betas for Apple operating systems are out.

GPT-5 is being released to all ChatGPT users | The Verge https://www.theverge.com/openai/748017/gpt-5-chatgpt-openai-release

Chip has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. His personality was still there, but his limitations of movement just wasn't him. RIP Chip! You were an awesome Leader Dog and an awesome pet.

Chip is not doing well today. He is barely able to walk. We are taking him to the vet at noon. I think this might be his last visit to the vet for him. Chip has lived a very happy life, and I believe he is telling us he is ready to go to the Rainbow Bridge.

How Abacuses Bring Together Students With Blindness or Low Vision https://www.simonsfoundation.org/2025/06/03/how-abacuses-bring-together-students-with-blindness-or-low-vision/