She slob on my token until i vibe

Looking at a slide concerned about AI Slop, featuring an unironic AI slop graphic that repeatedly calls it "AI Slob".

came out to the rest of my immediate family. overall it went better than expected (very low expectations) but my mom came with the variety pack of transphobic responses

you'll always be a man / you're retarded / it would be better if you were a gay man / "you are my son" / this is just a phase / various detransitioner bullshit.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@vartan/116207612681658601

My "[dead username] is deprecated" email subject is having the desired effect of baiting people that I'm leaving the company. Gotta keep 'em on their toes.

Hiya! Anyone in the SF Bay Area/Remote need a cool programmer for your team? I've been messing with computers for over 30 years now, I can program anything with bits, and I've got a lot of experience with all sorts of different systems, environments, and languages.
I've done mostly CI/CD/devops/SRE stuff recently, but I also do embedded software, some hardware, primary development, tooling, etc.

My resume:
https://wiki.averlong.com/My_Resume

#getfedihired

To this day, i think it is the most cursed thing i’ve ever programmed. forbidden transmutation

There was a bug in it somewhere, can't remember for which opcode, hopefully not this one.

RE: https://masto.doskel.net/@doskel/116208199033783330

What's the most cursed thing you've ever done in Excel? Mine is generating 2261 lines of verilog for a processor in college.

Finally came out as trans to my team and started the process of changing my name here at work. yay!

It's too late. I've already depicted you as a "hon dose" of estrogen pills and myself as estradiol enanthate injections.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@vartan/116020078216952697

Nooo, someone made an "AI clone" of themselves in our team group chat and responded to it with "Good boy!".

There are three hard problems in computer science. Cache invalidation, naming things, and figuring out your gender.

My hip cracked in a weirdly painful way a couple nights ago, it still aches a bit and doesn't feel right. I am starting to think it might not be in the socket correctly 🫠

It's always the guy constantly talking over people who throws a tantrum about getting talked over when someone else wants an opportunity to talk.

securitymogging a major electronics company so hard rn

Internal work site says "Set up your eater profile". This is why diversity matters.

Listening to a guy talk about his AI agents. Men playing with dolls.

i miss when i was in college and never heard the term "learnings", let alone assaulted by it on the daily

Accidentally sighed so hard during a meeting that half the room of people more senior than me stared at me.

In my defense, I am still adjusting back to being in the office in person, plus someone made an exasperatingly dumb suggestion to use have people use AI instead of fixing our documentation.