I wish there was a playback or explanation feature, because half the time I can't figure out what just happened.

> How the hell did that card get played? I don't even have it in my deck.

#MarvelSnap

This podcast on Human Evolution is failing to explain why I have flat feet after millions of years diverging from chimps to stand upright. 🫠

While that is a joke, it is actually painful to walk in bare feet.

Ok scam bot 🫠
#scammers

> We need to reduce Brown on Brown crime

Did I hear that right?

Did the coach of the Cleveland Browns say that referring to the team needing to reduce the number of fouls?

If so that's cringe.

#NFL

Too many folks in my timeline are paying attention to Apple product announcements.

I’ve been able to almost totally move away from all other social media platforms, and rely on Mastodon. I’m mostly down to just checking Instagram once a week. I find that I do miss some events, but I join every mailing list I come across and that helps me catch lots of them.
#introduction