showing a hotdog airplanes landing

milk made with 100% cotton

said the doll, to the witch

you are not in the voodooers file . this incident will be reported

colloquially, people would distinguish them as "LLVM" and "Lesbian LLVM"

project named like this and it's a compiler toolchain but unrelated to the existing llvm . the logo is a lesbian dragon.

long lesbian virtual machine

the Microsoft Windows polygot calling convention ABI

https://danluu.com/web-bloat/

When I was at Google, someone told me a story about a time that “they” completed a big optimization push only to find that measured page load times increased. When they dug into the data, they found that the reason load times had increased was that they got a lot more traffic from Africa after doing the optimizations. The team’s product went from being unusable for people with slow connections to usable, which caused so many users with slow connections to start using the product that load times actually increased.

sometimes i boost posts in a language i don't understand at all because i can read just enough words to fill in the rest with a sentence that sounds like a funny post. but really i have no idea if the original post said what i inferred or secretly it's a terrible post. but i always think it's funny. so i boost it. if it's not funny it's because i got it wrong.

🎵 i wanna fuck my computer 🎵

Steamworks? Yeah, i sure hope it does.

girlpiss transplant

she owns more axes than pants

steam generative AI content disclosure:

in development of this game, we developed a sophisticated decision tree model that takes in the world state and generates inputs for AI characters in real time. the training data for this model was ethically sourced from our playtesters, and the model was fine tuned by hand by a developer who fully understands the intricacies of the algorithm. if you find that our AI moves nonsensically, feels unfair, or otherwise generates problematic output, please report it to Greg who will fix the bug in the code in the next patch

top 10 things i've accidentally shown on screen share:

- domain transfer authorization code

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i think the mycelium alleged "operating system" seems really neat at a glance . and implementing wasi as its syscall interface seems like a very neat choice nowadays. and i pondered. "what if we had binaries for it way before it's usable? wasi is not specific to mycelium. but i can target wasi"

i think wasi is neat and i wish systems supported it as a binary format out of the box . imagine if you could distribute a "Universal Linux Binary" and it's wasm-wasi and it runs on every Linux distro on every architecture.

shoutout to wet cats