This makes so much sense 😞

Italian joke in Laverne and Shirley

"Can't you see I'm busy, I only have 2 hands and I'm using them to talk right now"

Even the duck is embarrassed.

The mystical "good Brexit" that you need a wardrobe that is a gateway to Narnia to go visit.

"You call that fashion? Meh, looks like a bomb went off in the Salvation Army. It's barely worth the energy to spin. Why are you wasting my time with this? I could have been somebody. Do you know I once dried Sid James undergarments? Now look at who I'm dealing with, you are no Sid James. Not even Sid Vicious. What's that now? Socks? NOT THE SOCKS!"

@AaronDavid https://beige.party/@AaronDavid/116823472485259250

RE: https://syzito.xyz/@selzero/111360402616900254

2023 and we are still here

I didn't know the first digit had a 3.

Trump signs executive order declaring that algae green is just another shade of blue.

#Trump #ReflectingPool #Algae #USpol #USpolitics

Apparently tears from emotion are different from other tears, they have more protein, so they are more visible, it's an evolutionary tweak that lets those around us know we are distressed.

We have evolved and fine tuned to live in communities.

And we are all invisible behind phones.

@albinanigans https://blackqueer.life/@albinanigans/116781096684032654

If my Fedi friends ever visit Ely we are going to the Peacock tea garden.

If you are looking for a server after the closure of VMST.IO #VMSTIO. I have space at Syzito.xyz.

We have Moomins. :moomin_hello:

Surely in this age of modern medical technology it should be possible to just inject the commentary of butt hurt warmongers directly into my veins with some kind of intravenous drip.

If you know anyone over at VMST.io that needs a new home they are welcome on syzito.xyz.

Please share and help our comrades out.

@mongoose https://vmst.io/@mongoose/116770297628813729

Unbridled capitalism and democracy are incompatible. You can have democracy, or you can have unbridled capitalism and a veneer of democracy.

It's that God damn Keir Starmer innit (shakes fist)

The USA is being run by idiots, and some people want to import the nonsense here.

So you want to escape the techno fascist dystopian apocalypse we are barreling towards at lightning speeds?

Want to prevent getting hypnotized and brainwashed?

Don't worry I've got just the product for you.

Upgrade to a rotary phone!

- No racist brainwashing crap
- No-one trying to sell you crypto
- You can't lose it it's tied to the wall
- Has only one game. It's a memory one involving number combinations.

Someone added me into a "patriot" group.

This is not going to end well is it.

Guess the game in which Trump made an appearance and the one in which the Wu Tang made an appearance... :wutang: 🏀

Hey guys, guess who got accepted into the official JoinMastodon.org server list.

Under activism / Europe

Special thanks to @OccuWorld and @MiaMarkTwo and big thanks to everyone at Mastodon ❤️

It feels like home.