The HTML cat is out of the Web Audio bag. I've finally released HYPERBLAM.

It’s my system for sampling, processing, and sequencing sound and music directly in HTML.

https://hyperblam.how

If you ignore the health, ethical, social, moral, financial, environmental, creative, cultural, privacy, quality, legal and geopolitical concerns, then this thing really has legs!!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429277

The film gained notoriety from its gross ticket sales of only $30 on its opening run during its intentionally limited release at a single cinema; it is the lowest-grossing film in U.S. history in terms of box office sales. It also was the film that grossed the lowest opening box office sales, until The Worst Movie Ever! (2011), which ended up with just $11 during its premiere.
#wikiFinds

Damn, it me!

Pro tip:

Add #AltText to your fedi image posts.
This results in more retoots.

Based.
#aprilFools

STAR TREK: STARFLEET ACADEMY Ends with Season 2
#StarFleetAcademy

https://blog.trekcore.com/2026/03/star-trek-starfleet-academy-cancelled-season-2-ending/

LMAO the Tumblr trans community is mad bcs of Phillips using the waffle house teleporter.
#wafflehouseteleport

The problem with #teleporting is, you get cloned (another time!) and your old clone dies a horrible death.
#wafflehouse #wafflehouseteleport

Okay #StravaLeaks is nice and all but we still have War Thunder forum.

Helped a customer with substantial data recovery but `strings` wasn't available so I used `grep --binary-files=text`

Me in my own eyes: 😿 👉🏾👈🏾
Me in the eyes of the customer:

BE GAY
DO CHRIstMas?

Remember what they took from us

#ad #1980 #jenniferConnelly #keithHaring #mural #lazzors

Ich suche Verstärkung für mein eigenes Team und einem Nachbarteam bei Cloudogu 🙏🏾

Wir möchten die komplexen Herausforderungen und Chancen der digitalen Umwelt positiv gestalten. Dabei möchten wir die digitale Souveränität unserer Kunden im Public Sector stärken.

Das klingt nach viel, macht im Team aber Spaß ✌🏾 Und Team wird hier groß geschrieben. 🤜🏾🤛🏾

Die Stellenausschreibung sagt "Hybrides Arbeitsmodell", faktisch arbeite ich 99 % Remote.

Kontinuierliches Lernen ist ein Firmenwert. Keine Panik, wenn du nicht überall Häkchen setzen kannst. 👨🏾‍🎓

Bezieht euch bei der Bewerbung auf Boris 😇

Senior Cloud Engineer ♂️♀️⚧️
https://cloudogu.softgarden.io/job/59778035/Senior-Cloud-Engineer-m-w-d-?jobDbPVId=255603712

Senior Software Developer im Consulting (Don't Panic 😇) ♂️♀️⚧️
https://cloudogu.softgarden.io/job/59778070/Senior-Softwareentwickler-im-Consulting-m-w-d-?jobDbPVId=255603757

#fediHire #fediHire_de #Stellenausschreibung

She never had to manage container vulnerabilities

One for your bookmarks... 🫣

https://stopcitingai.com/

We have beans confirmed!

I repeat: We have cat beans confirmed!

#catsOfMastodon

Todays #inktober prompt: Weave

It goes without saying I had to pick #Silksong hornet for this subject.

Poshanka! 🪡

Soooo, I take part in #inktober since a long time

Todays prompt is: Mustache

But maaaan, I need to learn how to ink with my new copic marker. It's super sensitive 😩