i might not be a trillionaire but my child loves me

Imagine having a trillion dollars and no friends though

This one is making these cat ear hexpansions for EMF!
Trying to judge demand, so please respond in the poll in the next post if you want some! :boost_request:

#emfcamp #emfbadge #tildagon #hexpansion

Finished last week's Guardian Prize Cryptic with 45 minutes to spare

Nothing but admiration for the middle of June.

@pikesley @Floppy you should get one for your tent. "here lies @pikesley, beware the arsebees"

Alanis about to sing the Canadian anthem

#worldcup2026

I've just been reminded that this exists

https://youtube.com/shorts/3PLRa8xIcJ8?si=zGMPE3iyZpcofALi

docker-compost

McSweeney's shot to kill. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-economics-for-dummies

Been meaning to do this for years... HTTPShirts is now live for all your HTTP-based clothing needs.
https://sellshirts.com/marketplace/httpshirts

One error caused by me being unable to count, the other down to fat-fingered bumbling

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jun 12th 2026 (Hard), in less than 21 minutes
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https://cluesbysam.com

"What if we could maximise the attack-surface *and* the blast-radius simultaneously?"

@pikesley even when you're dead, I'm gonna get you a memorial bench plaque with this story on it.

What if the Attack-Surface Maximiser was also Extremely Obsequious, though? Would that be good?

You're in her DMs.

I've unionized them and they are now on strike.

We are not the same.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

You must be so difficult to understand?

We have opened a massive can of geese here

How is Musk promoting a list of venues for race riots not incitement to racial hatred? Is anyone going to test this in court?