Siri, start an outdoor lawnmower workout

Trying to train TikTok to only show me clips of people playing clawhammer banjo

A time to sow, and a time to weep

Hate your game controller? Want a storage solution that truly disrespects it? Have I got a product for you

Toy Story 5: come for the weird and inconsistent message about tech, stay to watch two neurodivergent girls become friends https://phils-web-site.net/reviews/toy-story-5/

stop joking around the goose is losing value and it wasn't even valued in the first place this isn't fucking funny anymore

RE: https://theblower.au/@franksting/116810617175005136

There was a certain period in the old Twitter days where we in Australia would wake up only to find that overnight a new meme had taken hold, and the entire website was already so many layers deep in spins and references that the whole thing was totally incomprehensible by the time we woke up

anyway I’m glad the fediverse has managed to replicate this

I am a machine who boosts goose posts. I am the machine in the goose. the goose is valued

OpenAI’s new models include “Terra” and “Luna”, huh https://www.macrumors.com/2026/06/26/openai-gpt-5-6-sol/

Buffalo buffalo indeed

Observing the cycle of violence (kid gets upset that someone sprayed them in the face at the splash park, only to be the sprayer of faces once the super soaker is theirs)

@beep we did it

Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

Would DEI initiatives succeed more if we called them tokenmaxxing

a huge part of the rationale for the markets as this point is "look at that coyote, he's floating! better play it safe and assume coyotes will always float" but watching one of the coyotes actually fall to its death may have a bracing effect.

Not to subtoot myself, but...

Sarah is also the producer for @ludicity 's excellent pod cast and is available for your tech and audio processing needs. hit her the hell up

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pod cast. https://phils-web-site.net/pod-cast/7/