RE: https://mastodon.green/@gerrymcgovern/116668753174903518

are you frightened yet?

not frightened enough.

for those of you that are into peanvt butter... this stuff is bloody awesome!!!

https://www.hollandandbarrett.com/shop/product/butter-bike-peanut-butter-smoked-chilli-285g-6100013015

1965. note the excellent safety features that were built into chairlifts back then...

...they were coloured red so people wouldn't accidentally get hit by them!!!

Trump now blaming #NATO for the attacks on #Iran and claiming the US doesn't need to support them in this ill advised war against Iran.

is this his out? he abandons #NATO to the war against #Iran...?

$3/mo??? that would be utterly revolutionary!

this shit really works!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/mar/06/generic-drugs-weight-loss-semaglutide-ozempic-wegovy-diabetes-obesity-study

when your cancer scare turns out to be a bad back... #result

reading "Restore Britain" mass deportation policy paper. it contains the para below.

any court decision can be struck down with a simple parliamentary vote.

what Rupert Lowe is saying is:

the government operates above and outside the law, and can act illegally with impunity.

nothing they do can be appealed. indeed it makes it basically impossible to bring any kind of legal case against the government, as they'll just vote themselves innocent the next day.

they've described an autocracy.

https://assets.nationbuilder.com/restorebritain/pages/630/attachments/original/1760000259/Mass_Deportations__Legitimacy__Legality__and_Logistics.pdf?1760000259

something you might not know about australia. it has a huge problem with feral camels. there could be up to a million of them in NT alone.

and they can smell water, apparently, and so they dig up water mains!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-20/feral-camels-central-australia-remote-communities-damage/106248412

"but my whole business model relies on being able to pirate copyrighted material. it's not fair!!!"

#elongate has a big legal sook about the music industry issuing automated takedown notices against X's "most popular pirates" (sorry... users...)

https://torrentfreak.com/x-sues-music-publishers-over-weaponized-dmca-takedown-conspiracy/

at a complete loss here... we're completely out of leftovers. what the very hell am i going to have for lunch???

...it didn't disappoint. this was the first result.

a lot of what followed wasn't much better.

saw this trending over on sXitter and thought "uh oh... this is not going to be good". clicked with some trepidation...

https://x.com/search?q=%22British%20Empire%22&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

so, appears Tesla sales in Europe continue to tank, and i thought... hmmm... tanks. what about the cybertruck? how many have they sold in the UK? answer: none.

plus for a guy that managed to import one (illegally), it was... purloined by the police! https://archive.ph/UGOG6

just watched the first (pilot) episode of the X-Files.

not bad. with luck it'll get syndicated and have a nice long run...

Drifting slowly into the Royal Naval Dockyard in Bermuda.

An absolutely fabulous day for being at the beach for those pink sands.

Small chance a pub may be involved instead of sand in yer jocks!

The population census has got him down as "dormanted." Uh, the Central Collective Storehouse computer has got him down as "deleted." Information Retrieval has got him down as "inoperative." And there's another one - security has got him down as "excised." Administration has got him down as "completed."

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