Prepare the molotovs 🔥
https://www.wired.com/story/anti-oligarchy-activists-plan-to-dox-elon-musk-and-hundreds-of-billionaire-linked-homes/

If Teddy fit, Teddy sit. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

Wishing a peaceful #Caturday to all the fuzzers out there ✌️

RE: https://mastodon.social/@verge/117468050483556960

And if you believe this, I've got a flying car to sell you.

Cat of mystery steps into a sunbeam. #CatsOfMastodon #blackandwhite

Ruin a #book by adding a word:

Tropic of Colon Cancer

Well @ScienceAlert thanks for telling me I guess...
https://www.sciencealert.com/sexually-transmitted-diarrhea-is-exploding-in-the-us-and-its-growing-resistant-to-medicine

We are a shithole country.

Fort Hood shooter's execution by firing squad will be livestreamed, Pentagon says
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cmy0r96xygx6o

Linus says good morning 🌞☕ #CatsOfMastodon

I promise he likes this. #CatsOfMastodon

I don't even know... I just found him like this. #Caturday

Linus has gone full monorail cat. 🚝 #Caturday

Ah crap I've discovered fidget sliders. So satisfying. So annoying to my wife.

Dis birb got stuck in the garage and needed a hand. #birds

I didn't think I needed the Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake until I saw the graphics. Bruuuuuuhhhhhh #videogames

Has your cat been gaining weight and staying out at night, only to arrive home reeking of marijuana? These are just some of the signs that a neighbour is trying to entice them away... #Caturday
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/sep/05/the-unsettling-rise-of-the-cat-seducers

@czarbucks LINUSSSSS

Linus doing the #Caturday chillaxing. 💤

Just a little guy 😭🦝

Raccoon rescued after sticking its head in a Cape Cod drain grate
https://www.popsci.com/environment/raccoon-rescued-stuck-drain-grate-cape-cod/

There was a birb. 🐦 #Caturday