Criminal mugshot.

#cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #caturday

I can quit anytime. Just going to scroll thru a few more posts.

That's enough Mastodon for today.

#mastodon #fediverse #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon

On one hand I've been following a lot of cool people lately.

On the other I didn't think Mastodon could be so addictive.

#mastodon #fediverse

O hai

#cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon

Dammit people, add alt text to your images! So many times I see awesome art or cool comics, but can't boost it, because it's not accessible.

#alttext #accessibility

My kind of captcha https://doom-captcha.vercel.app

#captcha #doom

I can't stop laughing at this (source: https://imgur.com/gallery/take-lil-break-from-politics-have-giggle-DsHWuCI)

Companies thought long and hard, how they can make automated phone answering voice menu system worse, and decided to plug it into LLM.

Never forget

#UI #UX

They probably got mad at this

#StarTrekPicard

Them: Star Trek was never woke before.

Star Trek:

#startrek #startrektos #startrektng #startrekds9

The footnote is <chef's kiss>

Update: just did my very first Mastodon block. I think I will adapt my former Bluesky philosophy here - block at the first sign of assholery. Saves a lot of time and nerves.

Ah. I just got a taste of why Mastodon has a reputation of being snobby pedantic dorks.

When Pete Hegseth became "secretary of war" his name sounded vaguely familiar to me, I heard it before, just couldn't remember when.

And then I remembered https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47201923

From 2023.

I think of this galaxy brain take often

I can't watch Starfleet Academy. USS Athena looks like a laurel wreath with feathers.

#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy

jfc. I wrote on Bluesky that the reason I probably won't be coming back is because they officially verified ICE account `icegov.bsky.social` and this is the problem that was discussed in my replies.