For the proud British tradition of saying you mustn’t grumble, then grumbling anyway. Stoicism on top, honesty underneath. Get yours with FREE UK delivery here >>> https://go.newsthump.com/UKMizs

NEWS! John Lewis Christmas ad features Nigel Farage taking in a family of Syrian refugees https://newsthump.com/2026/11/03/john-lewis-christmas-ad-features-nigel-farage-taking-in-a-family-of-syrian-refugees/

NEWS! Alton Towers considering future of ‘Andrew Land’ https://newsthump.com/2026/11/03/alton-towers-considering-future-of-andrew-land/

NEWS! US Capitol hiring thousands of extra security guards ‘just in case’ https://newsthump.com/2026/11/03/us-capitol-hiring-thousands-of-extra-security-guards-just-in-case/

NEWS! Americans given historic opportunity to tell Donald Trump to go f**k himself https://newsthump.com/2026/11/03/americans-given-historic-opportunity-to-tell-donald-trump-to-go-fk-himself-2/

This year we've released some new Christmas jumpers in honour of the greatest Christmas movie of all time. Get your new Christmas jumper with FREE UK delivery here >>> https://go.newsthump.com/NFjGJl

For some, it's when the tree goes up. For others, it's when the John Lewis advert is released. But the truth is, Christmas REALLY starts when a certain German thief falls from Nakatomi Plaza. Get your new Christmas jumper with FREE UK delivery here >>> https://go.newsthump.com/VRAIj7

NEWS! Man nostalgic for time when biggest threat to a freezer was someone leaving the door open https://newsthump.com/2026/11/02/man-nostalgic-for-time-when-biggest-threat-to-a-freezer-was-someone-leaving-the-door-open/

NEWS! Democrats cautiously optimistic they can still find way to lose this https://newsthump.com/2026/11/02/democrats-cautiously-optimistic-they-can-still-find-way-to-lose-this/

NEWS! Patriot undergoes successful surgery to become 99% poppy https://newsthump.com/2026/11/02/patriot-undergoes-successful-surgery-to-become-99-poppy/

NEWS! Boy who spent Halloween being rewarded for threatening behaviour now has ‘taste for it’ https://newsthump.com/2026/11/02/boy-who-spent-halloween-being-rewarded-for-threatening-behaviour-now-has-taste-for-it-4/

NEWS! Aston Villa owner to sue Birmingham City fans for singing rude songs about them https://newsthump.com/2026/11/01/aston-villa-owner-to-sue-birmingham-city-fans-for-singing-rude-songs-about-them/

NEWS! This year’s ‘demanding money with menaces’ amnesty underway https://newsthump.com/2026/10/31/this-years-demanding-money-with-menaces-amnesty-underway-2/

The first personalised Christmas jumper of the season went out the door this afternoon. We're assuming this is going to a Chelsea fan! Get yours, personalised in a variety of colours, and for the team of your choice, with FREE UK delivery here >>> https://go.newsthump.com/eti0I5

NEWS! Man who wanted his money outside the reach of traditional authorities now pretty keen for traditional authorities to get it back https://newsthump.com/2026/10/30/man-who-wanted-his-money-outside-the-reach-of-traditional-authorities-now-pretty-keen-for-traditional-authorities-to-get-it-back/

NEWS! Government to protect children from social media by leaving it entirely populated by adults behaving like children https://newsthump.com/2026/10/30/government-to-protect-children-from-social-media-by-leaving-it-entirely-populated-by-adults-behaving-like-children/

NEWS! Man paying influencer £50 a month to tell him ‘women only want your money’ insists he’s ‘nobody’s fool’ https://newsthump.com/2026/10/30/man-paying-influencer-50-a-month-to-tell-him-women-only-want-your-money-insists-hes-nobodys-fool/

NEWS! Man who buried money in a sock in his garden congratulated on having better security than world’s largest crypto exchange https://newsthump.com/2026/10/30/man-who-buried-money-in-a-sock-in-his-garden-congratulated-on-having-better-security-than-worlds-largest-crypto-exchange/

NEWS! Man delighted government has protected £20,000 ISA allowance he was only £19,983 short of using https://newsthump.com/2026/10/29/man-delighted-government-has-protected-20000-isa-allowance-he-was-only-19983-short-of-using/

NEWS! Budget declared ‘unmitigated success’ by Britain’s gherkin fetishists https://newsthump.com/2026/10/29/budget-declared-unmitigated-success-by-britains-gherkin-fetishists/