Aye, this better be importan'.

Holy Monkey Bladders! It's Monkey Island™.

Hmpf.

DO THE MONKEY!!!

`I found the Treasure of Mêlée Island™ and all I got was this stupid T-shirt!`

Root beer? Oh, boy! I LOVE root beer!

pyridoxine hydrochloride,

Deep in the Caribbean

Don't mess with me, troll, I'm a mighty pirate!

`Captain's log, March 23rd.` `Toothrot is really starting to get on my nerves. I figure it's only a matter of time before we come to blows.`

Filthy and without pants, as usual.

This is what I miss most about civilization.

All I have is this dead chicken.

How to deal with frustration, disappointment, and irritating cynicism.

AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!

So anyway, Lemonhead, what was that you were saying about tropical oils?

Then it's decided … we cruise the Caribbean.

<sigh>

But wait, there's more!

So, tell me about LOOM.