Lewd, OppaiCon pics

Hey Fedibody 18+!

I went to OppaiCon and I've got some goodies to share!

#OppaiCon2026

Some of the elders in my life keep watching AI content on social media, adamant that what they're seeing is real. I just had to download a clip and take some frame by frame screenshots to highlight the inconsistencies in the Instagram of a 'hot guy making bread'.

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The entire account is full of it, just a bunch of traditional Portuguese recipe videos. Counting the number of fingers on a hand doesn't help now, It's getting harder and harder to tell.

Why are we doing this? what can we (as a society) do about this?
I'm tired 🫩

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@BikingViking/117492276754218433

"The spokesperson added that claims that the student suffered broken bones are false because “he never requested medical assistance.”"

ICEstapo has never heard of the very thing pumping through their veins as they approach the "scawwy iweegulls".

I.C.E Out
https://f-droid.org/packages/com.iceout.app

So I went in for a three-month dentist follow up that turned into a partial deep clean and further periodontia treatment needed.

Folks, take care of your gums. Make sure you brush, floss or waterpik at least once a day so the icky germs don't make a home in your mouth and even worse, your body.

And make sure to go to a dentist if you haven't already.

RE: https://newsie.social/@servelan/117441097177795792

Ketchup will stain the walls tonight, I'm sure.

RE: https://newsie.social/@servelan/117367702390666204

If they can pardon a dead president, imagine how gung-ho they are to pardon a living one.

If you must use Amazon, use it as a catalog and then buy directly from the seller's website.

Otherwise, don't use Shamazon at all!

#FuckAmazon #FuckJeffBezos #EatTheRich #Shamazon

How 'bout you drown that smile in the Nile?!

So apparently Fiber Internet speeds are woke now. Can't have that pesky high-speed woke internet be accessed by woke minorities who rely on woke instant communication to get the woke help and woke resources they need, amirite?! :blobbear_angrylaugh:

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/08/fcc-abolishes-gigabit-speed-goal-suggesting-it-is-unfair-to-slower-technologies/

Friendship
Involves
🐟
Spreading
Happiness

We're cooked.

https://www.theregister.com/hpc/2026/07/29/noaa-ditches-weather-predicting-supercomputers-for-google-cloud/5280697

Children in cages 2.0 for those who still refuse to pay attention:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/05/trump-immigration-children-deportation-push

This tech-demo of a game solidified my bias against touch-based platformers. Literally the only touch-based platformer that knocked it out of the park (on the DS) was Kirby Canvas Curse.

@outofprintarchive https://retro.pizza/@outofprintarchive/117037899361254377

Ah, yes. Kindergartners. The most threatening subset of humans to ever exist according to the GOPiss.

https://www.rawstory.com/anti-trans-sports-measure/

#SinkTheYachts

https://www.alternet.org/alternet-exclusives/while-millions-face-cuts-superyacht-sales-are-somehow-exploding/

Remember, Nintendo is not your friend:

https://www.suedbynintendo.com/