https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=disillusioned+jesuit+priest

@jalefkowit https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=IETF+RFC&text=I+think+we+should+break+up

https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=slurping+soup+eater

https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=instagram+thot

https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=marxist+academic

Having fun with the revelation that Kagi Translate is actually something like a thin wrapper over an LLM, so you can pass anything you want as the "to" language in the URL's query string and it will do its best to "translate" your text to that

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=pentagon+speak&text=I+think+we+should+break+up.

"His remarks have no basis in reality."

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03/17/world/iran-war-trump-oil-lebanon/b5f028a1-3297-5020-bb82-cbfeed928cda?smid=url-share

#USPol

This is how my cat, Molly, sleeps in the sun

During winter, she barely goes out, as she's deeply unimpressed with the cold

But the moment it gets a little bit warm - like it did in London today - she's out, lying on her back in the mud, getting the sun on her belly

1/3

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #animals #pets

Un-fucking-believable. Via this morning's @timkmak's #Iran War Dispatches at https://www.iranwar.news/p/can-we-trust-gps-anymore

Utter incompetence. 🤡 #Ukraine

U.S. GENERAL LEAVES CLASSIFIED MATERIAL ON TRAIN

never noticed the glob deprecation warning: "support for old versions may be purchased (at exorbitant rates)"

#javascript

"The actual text of Kent’s resignation letter suggests that he is not taking an admirable antiwar stance, but laying the groundwork for an antisemitic conspiracy theory that could define the future of the GOP.

Kent’s resignation should not be celebrated by principled critics of the Iran war, but rather serve as a cautionary tale for how a just cause could be hijacked by extremists to promote something awful."

https://www.vox.com/politics/482918/joe-kent-iran-war-resign-trump-antisemitism

#USPol

I'm a software developer and sysadmin who could really use being #fedihired.

What I'd really like to do is Rust, but once you ignore the dubious crypto and AI stuff, there seems to be nothing out there. Prove me wrong with a counterexample!

I've spent decades fixing Enterprise mudballs mostly written in #Perl. If you've got a crufty legacy system that everybody else is too scared to touch, I'm your man. I love fixing stuff like that.

I've also done commerical #Scala, #Python, #C/#C++, and although I don't usually admit it on my CV but these are now Trying Times when everything is on the table, even #PHP (the longest six months of my life).

Perl naturally leads into Unix system administration and infrastructure. I've built and maintained mail clusters, VoIP systems, network monitoring, DNS management platforms, that sort of thing. If it's non-sexy but something which needs to be done, I'm there.

Available immediately, for contract or permie, onsite in Amsterdam/Randstad or remote to anywhere.

"The Senate's top Democrat joined a group of local Republican lawmakers seeking answers amid reports that 9/11 World Trade Center health fund program workers are being reassigned to other agencies, including U.S. Immigrations & Customs Enforcement."

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/reports-some-9-11-wtc-health-staffers-reassigned-to-ice-other-roles/6476757/

#USPol

I would love it if y'all would share with me the kindest media you know of. TV shows would be perfect, but I'll also take books/movies/podcasts/etc, anything as long as it's accessible to a blind person.

I'm not sure how to be more specific about what I'm after, just...narratives where the driving force is kindness. People striving to be good to each other, to better the world, that sort of thing. Stories with big hearts. Any genre.

Boosts appreciated.

Affectionate, likes to hump

after my conquest of all the nondenominational evangelical churches of america, by writ it shall be instated that all -eigh names (abbigeihl, kayleigh, eighmy) will be abolished and those blighted with them will be rechristened with puritan virtue names. sorry breighden, you're search-the-scriptures now.

Indispensable bookmark

https://capitalizemytitle.com/

Dead Kennedys March 1982
That's me crawling onto the stage at the Elite Club. (Fillmore Auditorium) I was shocked to discover this picture while cataloging Greg Gaar's photos back in 2015. (just noticed my then girlfriend Ann in the background near the speaker.) Get Better, Jello #sanfrancisco #punk #sfhistory

The new MacBook Neo is the most repairable MacBook we’ve seen in 14 years. Screwed-in battery tray, modular ports, sensible layout, and day-one repair manuals. It’s not perfect, but it’s a real step forward for MacBook repair. Read the full breakdown at the link below.

https://www.ifixit.com/News/116152/macbook-neo-is-the-most-repairable-macbook-in-14-years
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#iFixit #RightoRepair

telling someone you appreciate what they do is free