bro do you want to tie our foreskins together and play red rover

she was the best girl around… WHAT MURDAH???

luca brasi held a gun to his head and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.

luca brasi is such a great character lol. him just looming behind tom as he talks to michael waiting for his turn to talk to vito

watching the godfather. the wedding is so awesome lol. its like the perfect introduction to all the characters and their world and also feels like a real wedding

i dont even like hasan but lmao at all the libs being like “i cant believe he would be so mean to a 9/11 survivor…” and it was a kinda rude reply to the “leftists wont firebomb a walmart” dipshit

wow. new trailer from the aaron sorkin facebook movie just dropped. riveting stuff https://youtu.be/UM8wv8QQ-u0?si=8JMRNspebWQ3wHR6

if jodie foster wanted me to kill the pope i would be open to hearing her out ill say that much

gay joy division: ive been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand. could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of another man.

i think the greatest use of the “im a little birthday boy” defense in movie history was in carlitos way when viggo mortensen is like “come on carlito my dick dont work man”

we sell bridges. beautiful bridges. many people are saying they are the most beautiful bridges they have ever seen. and they never fall down. i was talking to secretary fergie and she said the london bridge is always falling. sad.

we have an I.O.U and magic bean based economy. we trade exclusively in a variety of bridges that we sell.

one time my brother looked at me and said “you sound like a subversive”

dipping my balls in fresh concrete to be preserved in history

wnba gave terfs an inch now youve got enes kanter on the sideline harassing players

like i had listened to so far gone and thank me later and thought they were ok but i honestly think it was him reading his verse from a blackberry for a hot97 freestyle. i think hes the first rapper to give me “the ick” lol

never had a drake phase despite being right in the age range where it was supposed to happen. closest thing i had was being surprised at how solid dark lane demo tapes was despite toosie slide

taking a gas station dick pill and two 5 hour energys just to feel something

pound my dick into pieces
this is my first resort

i think the weirdest thing about the sex purge movie is that it was made by the guy who made easy A