A tad less funny knowing it is true!

They say we're short of ammunition. I say we're short of guillotines.

Wondering how much oil we can sneak out of Hormuz in catering carts? Hey it's worth a try.
#nachos
(not a chance Hormuz opens soon)

Vaccines cause adulthood. You wanna be an adult, get vaxxed. And ignore anything the corrupt collection of crazy incompetents in this administration (RFKJr) tell you.
#impeachmentistoogoodforthislot

We should be so lucky if Trump turned out to be as good as Jimmy Carter. ffs people do not fully appreciate yet how bad a job this bumfuk of an orange pedo is actually doing! We're going to be finding out for the next couple of decades at least, and we're never going to get the East Wing back, or our public lands he's desecrated, or the people his policies have murdered. Pathetic if it wasn't criminal.

Screw worm maggots, measles, explosive diarrhea, COVID, what's next? Are you MAGAts satisfied yet? Some weird definition of great y'all have. I feel healthier already just thinking about all the old diseases you are bringing back! smdh

Taylor Farms spent big on Republican politics so you could get explosive diarrhea. Cheeky bastards, making me learn how to spell diarrhea too, what assholes!

Waiting on which AI company will be the first to pull a Lehman's and get the bal rolling on the end of the beginning of AI?

RE: https://mstdn.social/@kathimmel/116969742041744353

Israel is so out of control. It's not a country, it's a killing machine. This is a war crime and a human rights violation of the highest order. Add it to the list

Funny how we're supposed to just accept AI and data centers and the automagic of crypto, because you know, trust the tech bro grifters. Yet we can't trust voting machines? Seriously, with all our technology we can't do voting machines? Who is this orange shit bag trying to fool?
#ImpeachTrumpToday

POTUS wants us to all call our representatives and demand something something something. I say we demand they invoke the 25th Amendment on the basis of the ludicrous allegations, slurs and slanders the orange enema made in his incoherent speech last night. What a complete ass. And he's lost it. Take the car keys away like two years ago ffs
#impeachTrumpToday

ICE is a plague on all freedom-loving people anywhere in the world. It must be extinguished and eliminated from all humanity forever, starting today. #fuckICE

Crackin up

Count every vote, by hand anybody?

The Dakota crowds ate up Trump's wacko warnings about Communists, the godless (immigrants) and woke(Democrats) people advocating against him and his policies (tariffs, DOGE, Epstein Class Immunity, and the Israel/Epstein/WaronIran). Yet the Feds' paid for I29 and I90, the Missouri River flood control projects, the REA and TELCOs, and of course the massive billions in farm welfare and Medicaid they receive to prop up their failing farms and address their poor health outcomes.
#MAGACommunism

Surely it’s not too late for Iran to amend MOU to include prohibitions of Trump invading Cuba or Greenland, or any other damn place ffs?
Prolly get better compliance than feckless Bibi

Maybe we shouldn't be planning on going to Mars; rather we should be planning for the consequences of turning Earth into Mars.
#savetheplanet

Datura was celebrating the full moon this weekend! Flowers are actually angels, imho.
#moonflowers

Fuck Palantir, Fuck Paramount, and Fuck Israel. That is not all. Thank you for your attention to this matter

50 years ago today.