She's helping

Intelligence is knowing what the purple blur conceals

Wisdom is clicking on it anyway

Thneedmogging the truffulacels

Hypebeast onceler listing rare thneed colorways on stockx

Haha hadn't had dinner yet and now I can't order one because the whole zip code is out

At least I got to hear another driver flipping out at his ai when it couldn't tell him why the power is out right now, instead providing general ideas of what might cause it, which is all you're going to get from that shitpile

Haha power outage while my clothes were in the dryer 💀

Sir can I see your cdl

Where were you when you learned that the national tree of Thailand is the golden shower

They called it history's greatest soup heist, but it was really just a simple spoon-in-the-middle attack

"what about Dream On," you may ask. We will still have the Dio version

My take on old bands that were never good is that we will never heal, as a society, until Aerosmith is executed in the public square

The book is Ode to the Half-Broken, by Suzanne Palmer, and while I don't know her I am going to give this a chance, but I do so in spite of this marketing copy

I wish harm upon people whose job is to write this sort of paragraph

It's my birthday can I get some boosts

OK Alexander Boldizar, I don't know shit about you but you just spent about ten of the first twenty pages of your book sucking off cops, so I think I know enough to not read the rest

Whoever invented potato wedges should have received, at minimum, a Nobel prize. Chicken fried baked potato is a civilizational achievement

YOUR dentist?!?

The problem with drinking pineapple juice straight from the jug: no clear signal when to stop. Just downed nearly a quart

Now reading: Hell's Heart, by Alexis Hall. It's very literally lesbian Moby Dick in the atmosphere of Jupiter. Having a lot of fun with it so far.