if you ever wondered how much shit there is on e621.net it’s 55GB

who would you rather have as your lawyer

• the puplic defurrnder owo
• the sex defender (he is active on pornhub)

bank user: i will install lineageos on my phone so that it can be protected in the future while i use my bank
bank: no. you aren’t allowed to do that. either install a several years out of date version of android with no security patches or drop a month’s rent on a new phone
bank: btw you cannot buy a new phone because we locked that behind the phone we are very intentionally locking out to screw you over

“no way to prevent this” says only language where it happens regularly

“no way to prevent this”, says only language where this happens regularly

running php without a condom and now my server is pregnant

“no way to prevent this”, says only language where this happens regularly

“no way to prevent this”, says only language where this happens regularly

how do you even recover from “our really shitty hand-rolled ecdsa accidentally only includes 1 byte of randomness as the least significant byte” as a company that sells encryption to governments

if you ever feel like an imposter, just remember that your cryptographic keys are probably both less leaked and more random than eMudhra’s CA keys that up until recently could be used to issue trusted TLS certs for most sites

playboy: traditionally attractive women in lingerie
playgirl: traditionally attractive men in lingerie
playstation: traditionally attractive trains in lingerie

your honor

dns mishap

fedi user who has never operated an e-mail server before: if you mention this newly registered domain in an email it gets blocked. this is obviously due to this andorran company preemptively banning on behalf of trump

IT position that requires good school grades in……german of all languages

……in germany so 10th-12th grade german is 100% literary analysis and 0% “is able to use the language”

https://abstractnonsense.xyz/blog/2025-08-31-can-a-regex-match-valid-card-numbers/

new reason just dropped on how while you can use a regex for data validation you should not use a regex for data validation

WEEWOO entwarnung

If you enjoyed this WEEWOO please report your experiences here:

https://www.warntag-umfrage.de/

this year there was no emergency alert in english?

they sent it out a minute early. fucking germans.