I see there are some sites in China and Russia, too. Not many, but it's a pleasant surprise that there are any!

Reminds me of the old story of Kremvax. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kremvax

Was looking at a map of #Fediverse servers https://fediverse.observer/map and I love how quirky and whimsical some of the server names are. “akk.stupidmintrabbit.gay”? 🤭

And most of them have better uptime than GitHub. 😜

Side note: should #hashtags in the middle of sentences be PascalCase or camelCase?

#hashtag

You know how they say #socialMedia damages your #mentalHealth by keeping you hooked with an endless stream of #rageBait?

Yeah, that all is not a thing here. My most boosted/favorited post here, by far, is a joke about keyboard interrupts. https://mastodon.sdf.org/@argv_minus_one/115091485249788597

And now, I posted a bunch more funnies I found, like https://mastodon.sdf.org/@argv_minus_one/116811512688326879 and I'm getting flooded with boosts and favorites again.

I love the #Fediverse so much. ❤️ It is all that X/FB/etc is not.

#Mastodon

I see he discovered the #cat duplication glitch.

#gaming #shitpost

I'll just go have my heart attack somewhere else, then, thanks.

#shitpost

You know, that method doesn't actually work. 🤭

#shitpost

Damn, I'm old. 👴

#meme #shitpost

#shitpost

#Aliens wishing to invade Earth will find it a great deal easier if they apply the correct strategy.

They're not shitposts. They're Poop-Toots!

#shitpost

I am glad I don't have any children, though. I can only imagine the guilt I'd feel at having brought them into what is rapidly turning into a nightmarish dystopia.

Now if only I didn't have a bunch of family members relying on me…

You know, there was a time when I thought I hated children. I wanted nothing to do with them. The thought of having a child of my own kept me up at night with dread.

But no. Now I realize I never hated children. I had no idea what “hating children” really looks like until now.

You see all those politicians looking to ban children from the Internet? And the parents cheering them on? That's who hates children.

They would lock children up at home with no one to talk to. I'd never be so cruel.

Hoo boy. I can read source code just fine, evaluate it in my head, understand the math. Looping, recursion, no problem.

But show me the equivalent function in mathematical notation, and I'm like 🫩🫠 may as well be the language of aliens from another galaxy.

Guess I should've studied harder in school instead of nerding out on the computer as a kid…

Please tell me I'm not the only one who's like this.

#programming

From the text of the bill https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/119/s1586/text

“Nothing in this section shall be construed … to affect or restrict the expression of political, religious, or other viewpoints.”

Really? Because apps, particularly social media apps, are *extensively* used for the expression of political, religious, or other viewpoints.

Including by children. A fiery, controversial Swedish girl comes readily to mind.

“The App Store Accountability Act holds Big Tech companies to the same standard as local corner stores.” —Rep John James

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/op-eds/4607457/app-store-accountability-act-crush-activism-young-conservatives/

What in the godforsaken dystopia are you talking about? I don't remember corner stores demanding my ID to prove I'm old enough to buy a f***ing calculator. I didn't have to prove I'm old enough to chat with the other patrons, either.

Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers.

Coming up with video-game-related excuses why you aren't sleeping with your wife isn't going to work when she is also a gamer.

#gaming #rageComic

Warning: buses are known to the State of Oregon to contain girls.

Doo-doo-doot doot doot
Another one rides the bus

#shitpost