My whole life i’ve believed that the straight forward internal monologue of a character in fiction is a narrative convention. Because my own internal monologue is more of a chaotic soup of thoughts ricocheting off each other and fuseing and shattering and colliding, and it’s a constantly churning state that can be barely held in place long enough to occasionally get a sentence out.

But like, ARE there people with straight forward internal monologues? Like it seems implausible but is it real?

How do people actually like, track calories?

(I’m asking instead of googling this because it’s very easy for google to find some diet culture horseshit that can be a trigger for me, and i’m hoping that the suggestions creatures here on fedi will have will be more fitting for my “fuck diet culture” vibe)

My default emoji with normies: :)
My default emoji otherwise: :3

Realized that basically :) is my emoji masking.

Hey fedi perverts! One of my partners is looking for a "extra soft" fantasy dildo. Their current one broke, and they're struggling to find one, as it seems most places *either* sell extra soft dildos that are human shaped OR fantasy dildos that are medium firmness or above that.

Partner is in Canada, but can order from most places :3

bonus points if it's a small maker (they used to buy them on etsy before etsy's purge)

So much of our life can be summarized as “we are forced to pretend to be one entity”

So much of my life can be summarized as “i am forced to pretend to be human”

Please find current plurality info at https://feral.fun/data/system.html

Nonbinary it/its Nidoran evolves into Nidothing

Reminder that if you do VRChat I would love to hang out with you sometime! More VR friends!!

Turns out streaming is a lot more fun when you have an avatar that feels less human :3

Hi lovely critters! I'll be streaming at https://twitch.tv/synthesizedautumn within the hour! Gonna play more Sunless Sea!! I'll post again when i know the exact time :3

LOOKING FOR AN INSTANCE:
For a friend who is a sex worker, i’m looking for an instance where they could post openly about their sex work (including advertising it) but also use it as a fedi home for normal posting. (well. “normal” in terms of the standard trans nonhuman fedi posting)

Any recommendations for instances that would be good spaces for that would be really appreciated!!

For tonight, since it's my birthday and i want to get incredibly turned on to celebrate, i'd love to be sent any and all porn and smut you have that really gets you going <3 feel free to reply or DM it! thanks lovely cuties and hotties! *blows a kiss*

I need some cheering up, Tell me about your favourite weird or obscure pride flag that describes you?

(Boosts appreciated!)

“Ben Shapiro OBLITERATES the leftist Affini Compact by transforming into a cute, obedient catboy for Mistress”

FINAL UPDATE: THANK YOU ALL AGAIN! Seraph got their chair today, and after a month of being literally stuck in a tiny apartment, they are so happy, excited, and so thankful!! You're all so wonderful!!

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My partner Seraph is a wheelchair user whose power wheelchair suddenly and completely broke. They have been given a limited time offer for a brand new chair, but they still need to raise $1,800 to pay for the balance of the cost.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-seraphs-power-wheelchair

That was indeed one of the key points of this exercise.

Having been forced to try various Monster energy drinks, I can say that white Monster tastes surprisingly good, and green Monster tastes just awful, like your soul is being actively corrupted.

*specifically they described themself to me as "a space jellyfish, an amphibian alien with tendrils, an alien arachnoid succubus, and a parasitic brain insect"

One of my partners identifies as an alien* as a type of non-human identity, and is struggling to find a good word to describe themself.

(therian and otherkin don't really fit, or imply "animal")

If anyone knows of any existing words, even very niche ones, that folks have used to describe similar identities, they'd love to hear it! (they want to try to flag up themself for others of similar identity like how therians can!)