Maybe the best card I've ever gotten

Oh no I saw a waymo in Sacramento

Are you a Gen Xer from #Madison or #Milwaukee? Do you have old copies of the Onion? You can help #TheOnion!!

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#murderbot is fun because it's like seeing Lore becoming more human instead of Data, and he really likes TV

I celebrated my birthday by making the hundred-thousands digit in my mortgage balance decrease by 1 #pleaseclap

I have the body of a person who knows all about Second Breakfast

Jason Mendoza music

I really wish they played better music

My neighbors, the sorority, are having an EDM rager right now

It's 7:45 on a Monday

Look at me with a working phone again

(And yes i would have a little kid with me)

Citizens of the #bayarea ( or maybe just @skinnylatte )!

Give me your recs for lunchtime dim sum in #Oakland Chinatown!

He has honored me.

Can I get a Q'aplaH for my little son, who got both the flu AND covid jabs and barely cried at all

My 3 year old is upset because I can't say when it's going to rain
#parenting #cawx

Another reminder that if you're not reading The Onion on physical paper, you're missing out

Holy shit The Onion reprinted their September 11 2001 paper in this month's issue

So is that meteor crater worth seeing?

Another day with a very light schedule for work, so I guess I'll plan for our spring break road trip to northern Arizona

Parents: do your kids manage to casually say things that just fucking devastate you?