I liked you when we first met, but now you’ve talked me out of it.

Please hesitate to contact me.

I'm like, the toughest guy in this comic book store.

I run a tight shipwreck.

Adulthood is the biggest scam. Whoever wanted less time and more back pain?

Thank you for informing me you have a stick-figure family of six. Your Toyota Sienna had me under the impression you were wild and single.

Hope this email finds you in another dimension where none of this is going on and everything is fine.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy.