Drugs are bad unless they make you productive

Do you make lasagna with béchamel or mornay?

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Comatose patient wakes up and logs on to facebook and discover the world is consumed by a rage virus

Almost all water on earth didn’t originate on earth. Illegal alien water is to be rounded up and ejected by kash patel

The hanta culture war has already started, fanned on desperately by the epstein file and spiralling midterms.

Will I get the 5G chip if I vaccinate against this rat fever?

A new spam format!

As a matter of principle I will always deadname twitter

Children don’t develop a theory of mind until they are 4-5 years old. Before that they are basically loud monkeys.

Name a better power couple that’s not a couple than Vsauce’s Michael Stevens and Maths Hannah Fry #therestisscience

Pick one

Hide the Pain Harold celebrates a new chapter in Hungary’s history

https://www.svt.se/nyheter/utrikes/har-firar-hide-the-pain-harold-efter-att-magyar-svurits-in-i-parlamentet

There’s no chad like nebuchadnezzar. Check out his beard of the ages

It’s saturday! Let’s produce some original knowledge, drink sangria with opium and fail to fuck

Your father must be a thief. I saw cops pull him out of a 9-11 on my way here

What is the worst pick up line or compliment you ever got?

Do the wrong thing

A remake of Spike Lee’s Do the right thing, but with Realpolitik

On the happily yellow park bench outside the retirement home someone installed an extra arm rest so that no suspicious cunt, like a homeless person or tired elderly person can lie down to rest off the ground

Don’t forget your fibrous vegetables for healthy shitposting