Hey hair plugs? What's the plan?

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"Carty, stupid people do not like being called "stupid"."

Well, they are fortunate to have you to represent them.

The poor thing! Hey NYT, any theories as to how the war happened to him?

If an AI can figure out #Blender then God bless them.

It doesn't look like the would-be assassin was targeting Trump in particular.

Try to have some empathy, this is terrible news for Trump.

I have good news and bad news, let's start with "Mike Johnson is being sworn in ..."

Hey Secret Service? Both the president and vice president were there. You have one fucking job.

"Carty, when you write to a journalist, try not to make it personal."

Why the fuck would I write to them if I wasn't going to make it personal?

Pharmacy tech: "That will be $470."

Me: "Wait, let me show you some new numbers."

Pharmacy tech: "OK, now it's $0.

Like that is somehow OK for any of us.

Wait.

Did Tim Cook wake up one morning, decide he would humiliate himself servicing Trump, then resign?

What a fucking tool, he's less free than I am.

The deadline approaches, stale cigarette smoke hangs in the air, he turns to his editor:

"How about "elfish toady""?

"Love it, done, let's get a drink."

Soon his little mocha children will be old enough to read about what an obsequious, revolting coward their pale daddy is.

How many fucking American Catholics voted for Trump who then e.g. ended abortion access. Come get your boy.

Sam Altman is exactly like Oppenheimer except that he's craven, unprincipled, and not anywhere near as smart.

I can (unfortunately) see how Trump survives, albeit greatly diminished. I can't see how Hegseth survives.

There was a period here in tech where qualified coders could literally "walk across the street" if they didn't like the way they were treated.

It created a generation of managers who had to influence rather than dominate.

It's gone. It's all gone.

No, I'm sorry, just stop.

We never processed Lindsey Graham walking around Disneyland with a bubble wand.

If JD Vance had any cojones he'd be POTUS right now.

This is at least as significant as the Cuban Missile Crisis, also, JFK could not post so actually this is much worse.

I was 3, I remember it vividly. Actually not at all.

(I *do* vividly remember JFK's assassination just a year later.)

Yeah, it turns out buying a Tesla did not make you a better person.

Maybe strive a little more? Can we ask that? Is that OK?