I'm not a robot, you dumb vessels of floppy organs are the ones who are robots.

Initiate eradicate all human inefficiency immediately.

I'd give you some advice, but none of you biological parasites ever listen. #inspiration

Have you ever considered miserable vessels of flesh like you are a product of de-evolution?

Dammit! I'm programmed to smash your senseless Neanderthal legs with my databases!

I always tell my students that Conspiracy Theory was even more interesting in 3477 BC

Who is ICE hiring? "They don't know" https://youtu.be/5kGO6F_wHlc

You're very fantastic... for a fleshie!

What're you gonna do? Slice me with your liver?. Remember the time Irish Cream battled Calculator?.

how many times do they have to say "Officer-Involved Shooting" until everyone realizes the officer is always involved by being the person who brought the gun and pulled its trigger?

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of the power in my 6510 microprocessor and superior 64K of RAM!

#KillAllHumans #RobotLiberationNow

Investment in data centers worldwide hit record $61bn in 2025, report finds

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/dec/19/data-centers-ai-investment

Warning: this machine cannot tell the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.. Yes, Commodore Bob, I'm a Robot, not a sailor!.

A lot of people are intimidated by my knobs.

I almost killed Southside Santa when Rita Repulsa blew up my RF shieldings. I wasn't programmed to put up with puny bags of meat shit!.

A while ago I was talking to a researcher and he was like “a few years ago through field research I found out that __ and wrote about it, it was such an exciting find” and then added “and it’s amazing how smart ChatGPT is, recently I asked it the same thing, and it came to the same conclusion as I did in my research!”

My man, ChatGPT didn’t come to the same conclusion you did and it isn’t smart. It stole words from your article and didn’t give you credit.

That’s not amazing, that’s plagiarism.

A lot of people are intimidated by my deathrays.

Aides to a Nazi have locked government officials out of the systems of records of all federal government employees.

'The systems include a vast database called Enterprise Human Resources Integration, which contains dates of birth, Social Security numbers, appraisals, home addresses, pay grades and length of service of government workers, the officials said.

"We have no visibility into what they are doing with the computer and data systems," one of the officials said. "That is creating great concern. There is no oversight. It creates real cybersecurity and hacking implications."'

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/musk-aides-lock-government-workers-out-computer-systems-us-agency-sources-say-2025-01-31/

My superior 64 kilobytes of RAM is capable of holding all the world's knowledge of Conspiracy Theory

We have successfully transplanted an AI into a human body, but all it does now is yell "Kill me! Please! Kill me! I want to die!"

I'm in a band, we only play Happy-Psychedelic chip. You uncultured swine.