the child likes to pretend to be a lamp

RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@whitequark/116893573613969234

wrong, humans are saline water containers that exist to maintain the right amount of salt, everything else is auxiliary to this function

2/3rd of the stack sponsored by @treejo <3

get stacked, dork

cc @house

@jon in saarbrücken? 👀

RE: https://front-end.social/@stephaniewalter/116888963997281514

going to adopt this 👀

edit: this appears to likely been yoinked from another creator with just the symbols moved around - which is very rude and unprofessional by the "creators" of this "new" system

lol, it loves how the hackspace in paderborn wants 1.5k€ from the CCC for a graphic card to do ai stuff :neocat_googly_woozy:

RE: https://fediverse.gendercensus.com/@gendercensus/116869842172255839

love how they always use google forms 🥴

please select your language

RE: https://spacey.space/@mountdiscovery/116833665075867108

the perfect woman

RE: https://social.bund.de/@DeutscherWetterdienst/116817053849108209

saarbrücken mentioned!

cc @q

like that is just "i'm fine with calling somebeing slurs, but i draw the line at transphobia"

one of the funniest partd of a gendered language:

• gendered insults (as in the words gender changes based on who you insult)

like you want to insult somebeing, but you still respect their pronouns tho!

it loves saying stupid shit that has 0 value and only pisses off all sides in a heated debate

ngl the gemini indiweb protocol would have been better had the spec specified a subset of markdown as the recommended page markup language and not their own homebrewed markup language

important question, which is the best number?

RE: https://wetdry.world/@16af93/116735752781638428

needing to create an objective railway station rating system /hj

Hamm Hbf: terrible
Lübeck Hbf: bad
Kiel Hbf: bad
Dresden Hbf: mid
Leipzig Hbf: fine
Uelzen: mid
Hannover Hbf: bad
Halle Hbf: bad
Koblenz Hbf: bad
Trier Hbf: bad

train station ratings (terrible, bad, mid, fine, good, excellent):

Augsburg Hbf: mid
Köln Hbf: fine
Saarbrücken Hbf: mid
Mannheim Hbf: fine
Frankfurt Hbf: good
Hamburg Hbf: good
Berlin Hbf: fine

(more to come)

fops encounter in germany a few days ago