thinking of becoming the kind of guy who has strong opinions about the difference between “yikes” and “yipes”

getting a Japanese tattoo that says this https://bsky.app/profile/gloriouscow.bsky.social/post/3msjsb4ca2k2u

developing a headcanon that, much like how Star Trek post-scarcity future came after catastrophic nuclear war, we never see people scrolling through cat videos because of a similarly apocalyptic 21st-century ban of all social media for the collective good of humanity

It might be considered impolite to say it, but you know what? Barbecue sauce just might make a better okonomiyaki sauce than okonomiyaki sauce.

I’ve spent genuinely way more time than I am proud of mulling over, after Ternus takes over as head of Apple, whether it would still be funny to call him “John Apple” or if it would just feel played out by that point (and unearned)

right before you die you experience a brief moment of total lucidity when you suddenly remember every single hotel room number you ever stayed in

you could probably put together a reasonably convincing facsimile of “Dubai chocolate” filling by just sort of mixing together peanut butter and shredded wheat

This morning my large powerful brain burped up the idea of a porn website written by ChatGPT saying, “You won’t just come—you’ll arrive.”

very exciting to be into that time of year when it's generally so hot that my phone just won't charge past 80% or so, for heat dissipation reasons

getting a Japanese tattoo that says ¿½ã§ã€èç

Woodie Guthrie had a secret second cursed guitar that said THIS MACHINE RESURRECTS FASCISTS that was buried deep below the surface of the earth… until Indiana Jones discovered it

I feel like Dr. TikTok has done a great deal of pop psych harm by telling people that it's a sign that you are Traumatized and Special if there are large chunks of the past you don't particularly remember, when the reality is that most people simply don't remember most things

monsters can be masculine, feminine, or neutral, allowing us to confirm: yes, Undertale/Deltarune is spiritually German

thinking about how Undertale/Deltarune’s casual Queerness kind of makes more sense in light of the fact that, canonically, monsters reproduce asexually, suggesting that gender in that world is an entirely arbitrary vibes thing like grammatical noun genders

one really interesting realization from revisiting all the Emeril Live clips being posted on Twitter these last few days is that, if anything, Futurama’s attempt to parody him was actually a toned-down version of his actual on-stage persona

spiritually, every Wes Anderson movie ends with a slow-motion shot of a character walking in profile, set to the ELO song “The Way Life’s Meant to Be”

an Indian cooking podcast called The Rogan Josh Experience

suddenly wondering if the main reason why hares look so Divorced compared to rabbits is just that their eyes have a lighter part around the pupil, instead of being kind of all dark like rabbit eyes are

I love when people use the term "hacking" in a way that makes it immediately obvious that they are busy inventing fraud from first principles

https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/blobcat-switch/ this is important: someone remade ChuChu Rocket a while back, and the Switch and Steam versions have crossplay for online multiplayer