Something that wasn't obvious to me and which has a huge impact on your developer experience in Xcode 27:

The Device Hub sometimes doesn't kill CoreSimulator processes when you quit the app (not sure if this is a bug or intentional). Given that each device uses several hundred processes, the memory/processing impact is significant.

You'll probably want to keep an eye on how many you have running: use right-click on the simulator in the list to "Shut Down" as necessary.

Hate your game controller? Want a storage solution that truly disrespects it? Have I got a product for you

everyone says “goose create value”

no one asks “is goose hungry for shredded beef dipping tacos”

what's going on with indiana

"So I need to level with you."

RE: https://discuss.systems/@dev/116807460725864716

Under Goose Accepted Accounting Principles (GAAP), the EGGBITDA is actually significantly more than 71, which these slides omit to mention.

who up valuing their goose

You're not supposed to use the 2-in-1 shampoo because it violates the Unix philosophy

Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

Just Don’t.

"You are about to start a side project"

It was that time of year again. #grickledoodle #midsommar #horror #solstice #pug #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Someone made the mistake of getting me a UV laser engraving machine.

...

(It was me.)

cashier: oh, i’ve never seen that name before! I like it!

customer: thanks, it’s Gaelic

cashier: happy pride

Early American Chinese restaurant menus were designed to be parsed as SQL.

Solar panels are some ridiculous fantasy technology. You're using crystals to summon energy from space? Sure buddy, let's put that on an album cover.

Get rid of the bots and glowies here and this is like 90% of fedi.

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