One bear is supposed to treat the other but we all know they will turn them into #LEGO

Naughty people will be thrown into the #LEGO pit

Some oldies remember how important italo disco was to push people into Java but almost nobody remembers that bagpipes did the same for C++

A walkable city but only in the way the cat think I’m a walkable human

« The long tail » name come from the author’s snow leopard fursona

Becoming an evil chancellor was the original individual contributor track

After the « programmers are pirates  » era and the « programmers are ninjas » era, I cannot wait for the « programmers are clowns » era

Modern clowns are based on a mythological monsters that supposed to roam the forests of Central Europe in the 12th century

RE: https://elle.systems/@root/116881216408173038

@arachnixe

Vu que le quartier général de l’OTAN en Europe est en Belgique, Trump a maintenant une très bonne raison de quitter l’organisation

Always used when a web form ask me to fill a mandatory state/province and I type« Seine-Saint-Denis »

I wonder if you could design a programming language error handling around therapy speak

New release of VS Code and it seems the full changelog is about AI stuff 😓

Quelles sont les chances que les catholiques americains entendent parler de Saint Pie X et décident d’aller les convaincre de devenir pro-IA ?

<5 minutes left in the meeting>

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@malwaretech/116839855920387939

New expression I learnt today « bring-your-own-vulnerable-driver (BYOVD) »

J’imagine les personnes qui pourront voter pour la première fois en 2027 et qui entendent que Hollande et Cazeneuve veulent se présenter.

Reading about the « Accenture people spend their AI tokens to turn PDF into PPT » thing and I’m not sure that everyone has the context to understand what is happening: at Accenture most people are trying to hamper other people to help their own careers.
So when someone need a PPT you worked on, and you can’t tell them no, you send them a bad PDF version of it.
Before AI the next step would be to ask the offshore people to recreate the PPT, and now they use an LLM for this.

Unexpected but makes sense in hindsight: for some systems, putting some CPUs in idle states won’t decrease global power consumption but allow the other CPUs to increase their frequencies because the whole system is power-constrained
https://youtu.be/0oE9TXescUc

<ding> The last USB device you connected to this computer malfunctioned and Windows does not recognize it.