don't put all your eggs in one basket but also don't put all your eggs in one computer that's not where eggs go

you don't love computer because you like to be in control
you love computer because you like being a little bitch

jensen huang dating sim game jam

good luck with no nvidia november

happy halloween 🎃👻 this year's hottest costume is: sexy off by one error

shitting the bed as a service

death death death to the PDF death death to the PDF

"only god and the borrow checker can judge me"

my steak too juicy
my lobster too buttery
my cache too warm
my latency too low
my abstractions too appropriate
my trade-offs too reasonable

"javascript sucks"

careful you don't get doored while riding your bicycle for the mind

due to rising sea levels soon every bar will be a dive bar

war is peace
freedom is slavery
ignorance is strength
instability is stability
bloat is lean
crashing is running
bad performance is good performance
hope is wasteful
humiliation is dignity

normalize hitting people wearing camera glasses in the face with a shovel

ok your rapper name is lil + your primary ssh private key

the only operating system left without ai slop in its implementation is temple os

"my favorite book is the internet"

sometimes the solution to your computer problems is changing algorithms and sometimes it's revolutionary violence it all depends

move slow and make things

did you remember to take care of yourself today? did you remember to take care of someone else today? did you remember to plot the overthrow of those who stand on your neck today?