Terminate and Stay Resident Evil

she platen on my typeball til my carriage return

some of y’all (not here) really want to make transition “safe legal and rare” and it shows

[ImageWriter II startup noise]

type of girl (me) who has only ever played celeste, watching her wife play Super Mario Galaxy: "oh this reminds me of that one level from celeste"

look, platformers aren't my genre

drink water, cuties

death to America, that its people may live

choose your mount:

spurious george and the scary false positive

violent! nightmares! about my family of origin!

oh no, blooski is down

how will i take d4+1 psychic damage per turn

Boston-area verilog-slinging fediversaries: my job is hiring mid-level to senior FPGA design and DV engineers in Needham.

it’s not weapons, it’s not the bad part of fintech, and the people (so far) are cool. drop me a line and I’ll get you in touch with the recruiters!

cabrón monoxide

well crap, PayPal debanking me last year means I can't buy novels on itch dot io anymore

in this instance, https://zinnabelle.itch.io/a-hungry-light

okay I’ll bite, what exactly is kubernetes?

wrong answers only please

“I asked chatgpt”

yeah well I asked gerty and he’s got some real bad news for you :-(

“I asked chatgpt”

yeah well I asked Wheatley and he said this is the part where he kills you

early speculation on ME2 romance options:

aw Garrus, such a sweetie. match made in heaven etc., but not quite my type

it’d be hilarious if Miranda is romanceable, but tbh I hope she isn’t

and kasumi’s not over the dead guy she keeps in her head, so she’s off limits afaic

everyone else I’ve met so far is too Renegade for me and/or disappointingly male

(transfem mordin solus maybe? I kind of ship it)

oops I accidentally beat ME1 in like 12 hours

I thought it was going to make me grind side quests for a while! and that I would have time for a romance!

but nope, guess my FemShep is just that laser-focused on the mission

pronouncing “glottal stop” with a glottal stop