@da_667

a dear friend of mine shared this with me. Their shitposting game is on point.

Everybody out here searching shodan for PHP 7 banners like

I take a small amount of pride in that of the now six community sites I help run, zero were compromised, all of them were patched before EOD yesterday and none were running anything close to EOL. They're also all now closer to homogeneous and will be less of a pain to deal with going forward

I am going to beat someone to death over the fact that I had to build the patched php from the ports tree because it wasn't packaged all fucking day

guess which mf spent the day upgrading a fleet of just-heterogeneous-enough-to-be-annoying goddamn servers running php

There's another new PHP RCE exploit! Already!

and, reported!

3 line PoC, explanation is only a few sentences, surprisingly simple vuln

"php2shell" NEAT

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dq7pt3ueeedfxrpnpmeycvz/post/3myducbbryc2f

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4 huh

Vampires, werewolves, ghosts… they’re scary, sure, but it’s always the same: people realize what they’re up against, they grab their crosses, garlic, holy water, silver bullets, priest… You know what’s scary? A moose with a fake law degree. What do you do about that? Where’s your bag of tricks now?

we're bringing back boot floppies with an AUTOEXEC.BAT on them consisting entirely of

@ECHO OFF
LSL
NE2000
IPXODI
NETX

motherfuckening IPX multiplayer babey

fuck 2-4 player local multiplayer give me 16 player LAN multiplayer implemented with some jank ass broadcast bullshit bring back LAN parties

I deleted my previous post. It turns out David Copperfield didn’t actually saw that woman in half. I apologize for inadvertently spreading misinformation and I promise to do better going forward.

we're bringing back advice animal image macros for the coming year we have strayed too far from god's light