Men understand consent.

If you agree to a boxing match and your opponent continues to hit you after the bell, that's assault.

If you agree to a boxing match and your opponent suddenly whips out a gun, that's assault.

If you agree to a boxing match and your opponent and six of his buddies all climb in the ring together, that's assault.

If you agree to a boxing match and your opponent drugs you and hits you after you pass out, that's assault.

So let's stop pretending like men have no idea where the line is between consent and assault. They know. They just don't care.

Things to say to someone who just came out as a trans woman:

First, the MAGANazis came for Ilan Omar. And I know exactly what that meant because I've read the rest of the fucking poem.

PICARD: Sometimes, number one, I wish all problems could be solved with a little Kirk Diplomacy.

RIKER: "Kirk Diplomacy", sir?

PICARD: Oh you know, the old one-two right hook cross.

RIKER [shaking his head]: I don't follow.

TASHA: I think he's talking about Kirk Cameron, an old Earth actor known for playing Sparticus

GEORDI: No, you're thinking of Kirk Douglas. Kirk Cameron was in Silver Spoons.

DATA: You are both wrong. Jason Bateman was in Silver Spoons. Kirk Cameron starred in Growing Pains. It is a common mistake.

WORF: I thought he meant Kirk Hammett, the lead guitarist of Metallica. You've never really appreciated Master of Puppets until you've heard it in the original Klingon.

PICARD: No no no, James Kirk. Surely you've heard of James Tiberius Kirk? Good God, did no one here watch TOS as a child?

TASHA: I was more into Stargate.

GEORDI: Yeah that tracks.

TASHA: What? James Spader was frickin dreamy. You can't tell me I'm wrong.

TROI: I don't know, I found Babylon Five very... emotionally... stimulating.

WORF: I watched Battlestar Galactica. A warrior's program.

DATA: I especially enjoyed the Cylons.

WORF AND DATA: [FISTBUMP]

O'BRIEN: I was in TOS, sir.

EVERYONE: [TURNS AND STARES]

O'BRIEN: What. Why are you all staring at me like that.

EVERYONE: [STARES HARDER]

O'BRIEN: Well, I will be.

RIKER: Miles, that was almost a hundred years ago. What do you mean you were *in* TOS?

WORF: He was.

RIKER: Excuse me??

WORF: As was I will have been. But we do not speak of such things with outsiders.

Eyes open. We are about to enter the Violence As Entertainment phase of late stage fascism.

Historically, this is when genocides happen.

Congrats, you've leveled up! Pick a booster.

I love that the least intelligent people among us are calling it super intelligence. It's like the Dunning-Kreuger effect grew up and somehow figured out how to vote.

How to make an ocarina with your hands, according to AI

Step 1: have hands on the wrong side of your body

Step 2: Cup your weird wrong hands together

Step 3: Physically shorten your pointer fingers to make room for a blow hole

Step 4: Peel the flesh of your fingers through the fourth dimension, David Cronenberg style

Step 5: Drill a hole in your thumb

Step 6: Go buy an ocarina

Step 7: Grip your ocarina firmly with all four of your thumbs. Toot toot! Ha ha.

Step 8: Draw the rest of the owl

Step 9: Figure it out.

Step 10: Oh Jesus we're still going? Uh ummm practice I guess?

CAR: Warning! Tires!

ME: Yes I know. But you're supposed to have tires. You're a car.

CAR: Warning! Warning!

ME: Yes I understand. You have tires. This is very distressing.

CAR: Warning! Air in tires!

ME: Again, yes I know you have air in your tires. This is just fundamentally something you are going to have to accept about yourself.

CAR: The air is INCORRECT

ME: I don't know what to do with this information.

CAR: Warning! Incorrect air! WARNING WARNING!!

ME: Fine okay fine calm down. I will take you to a shop and maybe they can help me understand what to do about your incorrect air.

MECHANIC: The air in your tires is incorrect.

ME: Oh no

MECHANIC: [Circles a bubble on a chart] See it is supposed to be 287 grabodles per square milikrewtz and right now it is 286 grabodles per square milikrewtz.

ME: Ah yes I do see.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented fishing and you're an idiot and then still get half the fishing instructions wrong and blame you.

The only other option is for Gavin Newsome to officially declare California has seceded from the union, due to the fact that the Sovereign State of California can no longer rely on the United States military to protect it against foreign enemies.

There should be articles of impeachment on the floor of Congress TOMORROW for this shit.

Your oath reads ALL ENEMIES, BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC you necrotic pedophile.

Let's not mince words here.

"I might let Iran bomb L.A. or San Francisco." - Donald Trump, Oct 5, 2026

This is TREASON.

I keep saying it and it hasn't yet broken through the noise. The MAGANazi party has declared war on America. They fucking hate us. Their wettest of wet dreams is watching American cities burn to the ground and cheering as the millions of Americans in them die.

A lot of problems in America would be solved by a very contagious, very lethal disease with a highly effective vaccine.

BREAKING: Bombshell new evidence revealed against Cornell 7 suggests women are people and don't owe men shit actually

Pancakes don't scare me. I eat pancakes for breakfast.

If you:
- deport humans on Monday
- shoot bystanders on Tuesday
- take healthcare from the sick on Wednesday
- starve children on Thursday
- disenfranchise women on Friday
- cheer the death of trans people on Saturday
- then call yourself a Christian on Sunday,
No you aren't.

Also I don't accept your apology because it arrives with neither consequences nor amends - plus you absolutely will vote again for the very next populist fascist.

Every day, thousands of people are posting their Trump stories. How they voted for Trump three times. And how miserable and sorry they are now. I hear you. I understand you. And I want to add my story.

I voted for Trump zero times because I am not a fascist dipshit.