Teryl's Tales of Whim~Teryl_Pacieco@mastodon.social
Oct 26, 2026, 10:30 PMretooted Teryl's Tales of Whim~
"Where's that new employee? I didn't see them upstairs at lunch with the rest of us; did they go home early?"
"All their stuff is still at their cubicle..."
The coworkers glanced worriedly towards the Forbidden Breakroom.
"They wouldn't... We warned them!"
They stood tensely, quietly debating who should go check, when a muffled scream escaped the warped, squelching, breakroom door.
"Damn! You get the rope, I'll get the cattleprod!"