if i had a time machine i would go back and stop sandalwood from becoming the only scent straight men think is acceptably manly. i don't know EXACTLY when or why that started but i'll figure it out and i'll go back and implant a bunch of propaganda to convince men they're allowed to smell like fruit
ngl i think maybe a pharmacy isn't an especially compatible workplace for the kinda guy who wears cologne so incredibly potent that it literally clings to everything he touches (such as pill bottles and paper bags) and THEN transfers to anyone ELSE who touches them. idk maybe just. DON'T wear that??
i didn't notice it when i was actually in the place cuz i was wearing a mask, but when i got home i could NOT get that shit off my hands. like i washed with soap and water before eating lunch and my pizza STILL tasted like the pharmacist's cologne, and my cyproterone bottle REEKS of it. i'm in hell
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mine is originally from the thumbnail/splash art I made when I streamed Twilight Princess last October!
Hare/Jackalope Soleil was so cool, I gotta draw her again...
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the first time i heard her voice was when she said goodbye
hey wtf do you mean the forecast is saying that basically all of Alberta is probably getting snow tomorrow. it was like 23°C like two days ago, excuse me??
joke-ass country for chumps. oh you wanna live in Canada? hope you enjoy never quite knowing what the weather will look like a week from now. it's summer. it's winter. it's autumn after you already had winter. oops summer again for 2 days due to a chinook but just kidding it's winter again. fuck you
icon commission done for @bloodren03.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy!
a little buny i sketched in a drawpile today. you may have noticed that it is somewhat silly, as bunies often are
one of my secrets for fake-it-til-you-make-it confidence is to occasionally find extremely mundane things upon which to bestow the same kinda energy as "bitches love my bubble pipe". it's important. everyone thinks the way I always keep tylenol and granola bars in my bag is actually cool and sexy
feeling like a real cool kid right now, busting out a PB&J sandwich from home and ignoring the furry convention's multiple paid dinner options. everyone is jealous of my badass little sandwich and its dedicated tupperware container, probably
also to be clear I don't think it's bad to have a meetup for christian furries at a furcon. it's a pretty common thing. I just feel like marketing it as "if you're a social OUTCAST who's REJECTED by your peers JUST for being christian, join us" reinforces an already dangerous "Us vs. Them" mentality
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I feel a little rude saying this but I was looking at the event schedule for the furcon I'm attending soon and there's a panel called "furs of faith" and I thought it might MAYBE be some kinda interfaith thing, but nope sure enough it is JUST for christian furries and the description is frying me
cuz it's this whole fairly wordy blurb that basically boils down to "do you feel unwelcome or left out of furry social spaces, like other people don't wanna hang around you because of your beliefs? come join us, you're not the only one"
like am I simply mean or is that kinda pathetic and tone-deaf
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there are lots of classic sayings about acceptance, and her shirt almost contains one of them if you don't look too closely
a bunny rabbit is a type of percussion instrument
icon commission for @marshtomp1662.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy! nobody could have possibly predicted what kind of creature i would be asked to draw by such a client. i bet you're so shocked and surprised right now as you behold this chill little dude.
sketch/character design commission done for @kissesfingers.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy!
meet Denby Dale, a strange and whimsical lil trickster fox! they like to keep folks on their toes, so be careful not to underestimate their capacity for mischief...
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feels sometimes like the past 3 years have been an especially concentrated barrage of milkshake duck and "can't have shit in detroit" moments every other day with no end in sight. i'm so tired. everyone needs to start developing some goddamn scruples right now or i'm gonna start biting people