oh yeah i'm on linux i can just change things

i need the kde plasma emoji selector to not make me feel like i'm being called in for a quarterly performance review every time i look at my tray

Here's a green anole. He's not really doing anything particularly cute, but LOOK AT THAT FACE!!!!

I can tell he's a he because of the flap of skin under his throat. That's his dewlap, and he can extend it to a large, bright red semicircle. This is the sort of thing that impresses the ladies if you're an anole - that and showing off your pushup routine. Anoles are great at doing pushups; they will often do a demonstration.

Also, they're crazy smart, and they handily outperform rodents and songbirds on several animal cognition tests. They can learn new tricks by watching other animals do them, learn to manipulate objects using their snouts or mouths, and are *extremely* adaptable. It turns out that even if your brain is the size of a peppercorn, living in tree canopies and competing for your main food source with birds that can kill you, you'll end up with an extremely well-optimized peppercorn.

linkpost: Artisan's Cooperative (https://links.posting.haus/shaare/n0oaow)

> Hi there! We’re the Artisans Cooperative, built to shine a light on all the wonderful artisans that keep handmade craft alive! We've been building a better online marketplace for handmade goods.

Neat, sort of a cooperative Etsy. Good vibes.

i keep forgetting to post here
anywway look at this candle holder i made!

oh huh it *is* still Cybersecurity Awareness Month

ARE YOU FUCKING AWARE YET

Neosheep v.0.2! https://git.gay/spikiii/neosheep

• Added neosheep_0_0
• Added neosheep_heart and neosheep_floof_heart
• Cleaned up neosheep_angry a fair bit
• Got rid of a couple of combinations that didn't read super clearly with neosheep_floof due to their eyes being covered

Guide to understanding Amsterdam news:

“400 cobras found in shed”: they mean fireworks, it’s fine (it’s not fine)

“Python in console”: no, programmers fleeing PHP, don’t stick your hands in there, it’s a literal snake.

good coffee at the macro cafe

🎨: https://farorenightclaw.com/

Nothing puts the lie to "PHP is irrelevant" like "good morning, 70% of the internet needs to be fixed ASAP".

New commission! :dragn_loaf:

"Is this a Dragon? Is this a Kobold?! Who cares, she's cute, look at her!! 💜"

Made by the lovely Niccy!! ✨

#dragon #kobold #commission

The PHP project has released fixes for the vulnerabilities.

We urge you to update to PHP 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36 or 8.2.35, released on 21.10.26.

Nextcloud AIO v14.4.1 and Nextcloud E-AIO v8.4.0 will include the updated PHP versions. We will publish these versions once the underlying base images are available.

Official advisory: https://www.php.net/index.php#2026-10-21-5

With the big PHP vuln disclosure looming I want to highlight Nextcloud. A lot of y'all put stuff on Nextcloud. Nextcloud uses PHP. All PHP versions are vulnerable to this exploit and there's already code in the wild to get a shell on any server running PHP.

Nextcloud themselves say they can't do anything right now and advise you turn your servers off for the time being: https://github.com/nextcloud/server/issues/65754

This is bad. "Attacker gets all your stored data and a shell on your box" bad. Please shut down for now. If you are running Nextcloud exposed to the internet you are vulnerable.

You should shut down if you're running any PHP app at all, but I'm focusing on NC here because knowing what some people keep in theirs? The potential is very very bad.

#Php

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(This is a WIP! I'll make the full set available CC BY-NC-SA on git.gay once it's done!)

if you plan on #jailbreaking some shitty locked-down internet-of-shit appliances, might I suggest disabling their updates until then?

chances are good that you can use the leaked private key for eMudhra to spoof the manufacturer's servers, as long as the devices don't get to update their firmware to block them

@q it’s fucking literally that one xkcd wtf

Big CA uses the number four, as in literally “4” as the private key for one of their intermediates like in the fucking xkcd was not on my bingo card for 2026