Found where your mum buys her tampons.
https://www.preservationequipment.com/water-absorbent-snakes-120l-pack-capacity

Ridiculous animal.
https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/134634-Triprion-spatulatus

It's normal for humans to have a favourite animal. What happens in a setting like Disney's Zootopia/Zootropolis? Wouldn't it be weird to collect elephant trinkets (or for elephant themed trinkets to even exist) in a world where there are elephant people?

It would be normal if I loved to collect, say, examples of Moroccan pottery, but if I collected little dolls and figurines of Moroccan people in particular that would be a bit weird, wouldn't it?

People who hate cats: Cats are wankers.
People who love cats: Cats are wankers (affectionate).

I am cartoonist whom make thought-provoking illustration. It a person on their phone and the person is a zombie and a bigger phone is standing behind them puppeteering the person like a marionette. Make u think

Do you call orange segments 'pigs' or is my mum just bonkers?

I kind of wish I liked boobs. Because they're everywhere! Must be a fun kink to have.

I think 'brooch' is the only English word in which 'oo' makes an 'oa' sound as in 'oats'. I can't think of any others. Are there any others?

I get the impression that people who say they have an internal monologue actually think out the words "I need to go to the store and buy milk" instead of just the concept of such.

To translate that into words, my mind goes through a process something like "Fucker need fuck. Box. Need box. What's in the box. Box fuck. Milk. Place of milk. Place of get stuff. Shop. Need to go to the shop and buy milk!" And I have to be careful not to vocalise anything except the last part.

I can visualise or replay stuff in my head, so I don't have aphantasia, but I don't relate to people who say they have an 'internal monologue'. I think in pure wordless concepts, not in actual words, so when I want to say something I have to translate the concepts into words, which takes effort. It's frustrating when I have a clear concept in my head but I don't know how to say it; it makes me feel like a toddler.

Be grateful that nipples spawn in a predictable location instead of anywhere on your body.

I had porridge for breakfast and soup for lunch. Slopmaxxing

Me, a videogame character, at the videogame IKEA: I need a bookcase that's full of books but has only one (1) readable volume that contains a single paragraph of text, some easily-breakable barrels with sundry items inside, and some red explosive crates I can place in an unwise position.

JustEat's AI image generator does not have 'soda bread' in its training data.

Found on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/JustEatUK/comments/1wmakng/ai_vs_soda_bread/

I did what I thought was a normal fart. My mum remarked 'that was loud'.

Piss poll. If you have a clunge, have you ever missed the toilet while sitting on it? As in the piss goes straight forward and sails over the edge.

"Perhaps Mitchell and Webb's best known sketch, which sees them both dressed as Nazis while begging the question: "are we the baddies?", remains online." That's not what 'begging the question' means, dumbfuck! Sack the editor.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c6jdvpr30k8jo

I like chilli on my peanuts. My clitoris looks like a peanut. Putting chilli sauce on my clitoris is probably a brilliant idea.

'Two people fuck and it makes a third person who's a mix of their traits' sounds like some made-up bullshit but that's just how it works.

AI can't 'take over the world' or kill all humans or whatever because it is just fancy algebra. Algebra can't do shit by itself.

When BT first built the nationwide telephone network, there was serious investigation done into whether the network could become sentient. That seems so quaint now! This is no different.