So many decades of site reliability engineering yet not one reliable site

In today’s SCANDAL, NorCal DB Day is being hosted in Santa Cruz.

https://norcaldb.github.io

⚠️ to discerning audiences NorCal states that this is in Northern California

🛑 Fact check: According to Geography, the mid point of California coast is the island of Año Nuevo, which is NORTH of Santa Cruz

This should be ILLEGAL

Over the last few weeks, I’ve been working on a new logo for Muni, since the current one seems outdated and too busy.

Made one much easier to read, modern and clean.
Let me know what you think! Feedback?

Before, after

Malibu #Believeinfilm

SoCal sunsets #Believeinfilm

One thing I genuinely don't understand is why apt does not just list these? Every other package managers update command tells you what updates are available

Tapir mentioned!!

There’s a spider monkey named mila kunis

RE: https://discuss.systems/@dan/117414133952233256

Protip: you can just message your friends to ask them to pet their cats/dogs and instantly create 3 happy parties

#cattax

Imagining they’re offering it like paan after a meal

There’s just random jewelry boxes full of papers at this conference?

Good evening

RE: https://discuss.systems/@ricci/117380521621434314

NOOOOOOOOO

I used to make fun of movie directors and artists getting publicly red and mad at critics, but since I started publishing papers, I 100% get it.

I did the politics quiz and my closest match was Aldo Leopold in terms of ideology.

A pleasant surprise, I love his writing.

RE: https://discuss.systems/@dev/117368299820382704

One half of the aforementioned

Sandwich order:

Grilled focaccia bread,
Prosciutto di parma
Coppa Hot
Fresh mozzarella
Sundried tomatoes
Onions
Lettuce

I’m excited about my HPTS talk! Since it requires me to be provocative, who should I aim to piss off?

This will influence my slides

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers