WRONG OCTOGENARIAN, DIPSHIT

I absentmindedly picked up a 2026 U.S. dime from the table to examine it during a phone call and discovering the lack of olive branch in the eagle's right talon ruined my day. Apparently this was a big deal when it launched and I just missed it until today.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

https://apple.news/AKcQ178dcT4mVPtxMmyACAg

#AutumnColors #leaves

Anthropic’s SEC filing is amazing. It describes itself as the most important company in human history, then if you keep reading it’s like

The city of #Philadelphia was established OTD in 1682 https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/usa/philadelphia/?s=mb #travel #history

What if ai data centers must also hold a prison for the ultra wealthy?

Quite concerning goings-on at US polling stations.

we are throwing to a guy I didn't know was on the team! did we pick him up tonight? lol.

#Eagles #GoBirds

Not going to be commenting much on the second half of this game -- my broadcast is totally scrambled suddenly, both visuals and audio! Infuriating!!

#Eagles #Cowboys #Comcast

Oh, come on! Not Quinon!!

#Eagles #injuries #GoBirds

We have Lemon returning? Pleeze don't hurt him! (Feel better, Covey!)

#Eagles #GoBirds

Decent Americans: haven’t we had enough of this man trashing our reputation globally as he attacks ally after ally in the name of either corruption or his vanity and ego?
https://bird.makeup/users/reuters/statuses/2114548822256791808

Commentator discussing how the #Eagles have been "looking good with under-center stuff" -- um, no. We're number 32 under center, at 17% success!!!

That wasn't so hot! 😬 :eagles_helmet:

Guys running every which way! Apparently we decided to adjust our playbook to the actual team we're fielding? (Or maybe Dallas just really sucks, but I'll take every ray of sunshine available!!) :eagles:

#Eagles #GoBirds

Look at Cooper run!!! YAC-city! lol
:eagles: :eagles_helmet: :eagles:

#Eagles #GoBirds #DariusCooper

WAS THAT A PUMP-FAKE? WHAT TEAM IS THIS??

#Eagles #GoBirds

We will take any and all donations from #Dallas in this game! :eagles_helmet:

#Eagles #GoBirds #penalties

Injury Update: WR Britain Covey (knee) is questionable to return.