I'm not afraid of anyone's Halloween displays because this is my real front yard. Ground spiders are terrifying.

The fastest way to get divorced or dead is watching YouTube reels at full volume on your phone while your perimenopausal wife is reading in the same room.

Just my tip of the day.

Also, this doesn't fail but they sent me a picture of my cabin air filter. I told them to give it a good shake before putting it back in.

My car just failed state inspection because.... The light bulb around my license plate is out. 🤣🤣.

Not a head light. Not brakes. The light for my license plate.

Never change Pennsylvania. Never change.

Hear me out... An AI trained on only beige party toots?

You know you from Philly when left over hot pot meat becomes a cheesesteak.

Hubs is a saint. This house contains two teenagers, a pre-teen, and someone in cougar puberty. Which I'm told now that I'm 47 I'm actually a Thundercat and not a cougar, but whatever.

My estradiol gel finally arrived and I've just been walking around the house singing "I've got mother fucking estrogen" to the tune of Psy's Gentleman.

Side note.. It was cheaper to go through Amazon pharmacy for a 90 day supply then to order it from Express-Scripts (my actual insurer) with my insurance coverage. Say what you will about Amazon, but I had nothing but issues with express-scripts. Switched that prescription right online and it was delivered 2 days later. For which my family is immensely grateful. Apparently, I've been extra unhinged.

For the first time ever there are no shoes littering my entry way waiting to trip thieves.

I've purchased a new, larger shoe cabinet that holds 24 pairs, even hubs size 13s, and has hanging for slippers on the doors.

Now, my only security measure is the fact that all our shit is broken anyway because boy children.

I've been freezing all day... Making some pork rib and lotus soup. It will be part of dinner in about 4-5 hours.

I'm not often on socials any more. But I live. Hope you are all doing good.

It's making leftovers into deli meat day.