Or maybe they already do and they're assholes

I'll believe machines have a soul when my major manufacturer phone doesn't cover required fields with the keyboard I'm using to fill them in

You know when serious actual investigations of wrongdoing by elected officials are announced? Not October.
#USPol

#FootPathFriday Southeast #Portland style

A Man Called Ottoman

#FurnitureMovies #HashtagGames

RE: https://pdx.social/@VisualStuart/117299034472194232

I've gone to a couple over the years.
Sometimes when I'm out, I get the FOMO.
I think that I'm enjoying myself but there's probably someplace better I could be. At the festival public show, I'm always convinced that this is the most fun I could be having in town that night.

I have my appointment for COVID and flu shots next week at Kaiser

#hiking #pnw #Washington

Not a single edible huckleberry at Indian Heaven.

Look, I hope the el niño doesn't dump all at once this winter but sh*t be bone dry out here

Thomas the tank engine's oblique critique of capitalism and endorsement of caste

#ToddlersPhDDissertation #HashTagGames

#USPol
JD Vance Says He’s OK With Bringing About the End Times
https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/jd-vance-says-ok-bringing-185311861.html

Hard to think of a solid strategic decision MZ has made since acquiring Insta but ... {Graph}
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Mark Zuckerberg had a bold plan to replace Meta staff with AI. Here’s how it imploded.
https://www.reuters.com/investigations/mark-zuckerberg-had-bold-plan-replace-meta-staff-with-ai-heres-how-it-imploded-2026-08-26/

My fellow #Portland ers at the farmers market: I know you want to make an authentic human connection with the farmer/booth staffer but please, small talk only. There's a line behind you. We know we're not at Trader Joes and everyone is trying to have a chill morning but make your new friend and move TF on to the next stall.

My 2 month old #EV threw a electrical system warning light. I made a service appointment. The light went away. 🤔

Also, got my first OTA update the other day

Great, dreams in which I talk to dead people about other dead people. Let's start the day.

I did not follow my own advice

Whatever your bit is, commit to it this weekend

I'm still surprised that we're not spammed by this for crypto or steaks or ties or what not

https://www.ready.gov/alerts#wea

I'm having lunch on a patio. The restaurant is playing music. The restaurant next door that also has a patio is playing different music. So if I murderize someone, you know why.

Taffy Endings

#GooeyFoodTVShows #HashTagGames

#Portland : let's celebrate crows! (but not their blackness)