In order to provide safety and sanctuary, I have been holding in my farts for 15 years.

Why can’t AI bros accept that me punching them in the face is inevitable, that it’s the future, and they have a choice to either lean into it, or risk being left unpunched?

I’m out chasing waterfalls please leave a message.

🎶C’mon vogue / Let ur body move to the muuusic 🕺

#Caturday

Does anyone know how to disguise a wood chipper as an airline catering truck?

#uspol

'Write what you know' they said so all my characters are dad-bodded giant doodie heads from the suburbs where's my Booker prize

🎶dancing on the ceiling🕺

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do i have to listen to maroon 1-4 to appreciate maroon 5