We don't need flying cars.
We need peace, warmth, a government that functions for everyone, libraries in every neighborhood, and a haunted forest encircling every town, which we can explore at our leisure.
Your daily fortune:
Today will feel oddly meatball shaped, so hopefully you're into that sort of thing.
What's your favorite color?
What's your favorite color?
More Halloween costume ideas:
- weird uncle
- sexy shrub
- walking wig
- feral forest Muppet
- Zamboni driver with dark secrets
Is this week over yet?
Whether you wish to explore haunted places or to become the one who haunts them yourself, just remember that there's always a place for you in the shadows.
Your daily affirmation:
It's good to be thoughtful. So, think carefully about how many people you bonk on the head with a cartoonishly large mallet today.
What's your favorite smell?
What's your favorite smell?
Remember to remind yourself that you are strong, you are loved, and that when the world is a messy place, you have the right to be even messier.
How do you handle criticism?
It's ok to prioritize your own health.
It's ok to tend to your own needs.
It's ok to look like a weary potato.
It's ok to wear a crown of ancient bones.
It's ok to become the most haunting thing in a very haunted world.
Your daily affirmation:
True strength comes not from your muscles but from deeper within - your spleen demons and brain goblins.
What kind of cat are you?
Break free of the rut you're in.
Create a new rut, much deeper this time, and fill it with books, magic, and more boozy milkshakes.
How would you describe your mind?
I meant to tell you earlier, but I hope you wore your amulet of protection from ducks today.
Unless you yourself are a duck, in which case, carry on friend.
Your daily affirmation:
Very soon, the world will finally realize that the written language has no words to accurately describe or contain you.
How do you handle criticism?