My feed did a thing and I LOLed 🤣🤣🤣 @TheBreadmonkey @juergenlibertus @me

On my way home I helped a poor old lost woman. She had no idea where she was and how to get home. Wrong side of town. I wonder how many wrong trams she'd already taken before she asked me if I can sell her a ticket and I asked her where she wanted to go realizing she was utterly lost and confused. After she'd stepped out of the tram I felt so AWFUL, so I got out at the next station and ran back. She was just sitting there. Staring into empty air. It was heart breaking. I guided her to the station across the road so she would at least drive into the right direction. When the tram came, I talked to the tram driver, alerting him to the fact that he had a confused and lost woman on the tram. I hope she gets home 🥺😔

Asked about a new covid shot and apparently in Germany you now have to be over 70 to get it. I usually get mine because of my pre-existing condition, but that probably doesn't help this time, since my gp has to collect 5 patients to open a bottle of vaccine in the first place. 🤬🤬 will ask in the pharmacy and which kind if attestation they want to vaccinate me without making a fuss. 🙄

Someone rang my doorbell at 9pm. Could've only been a neighbour, but...lol nope. I was playing GW2 and just pretended I didn't hear anything.

How to recognise a high quality lecture 😁🖖🏻

#StarTrek #CyberSecurity

I see Mastodon.social is once again causing trouble with their non-existent moderation and inability (or refusal) to deal with spam bot waves causing a lot of headaches for other instances and admins 🙄🙄

If you're on Mastodon.Social, consider moving away. It's a cancer on Mastodon. Growing uncontrolled and painfully big.

Everyone, wish my granny a wonderful 100th birthday. She turns a whole century old today 🥹🫪🎉

(I'm not gonna tell her about it, because she doesn't understand "The Internet" and it would scare her that many strange people wish her a happy birthday 🤣)

Just test translated this into english with the tusky translator and wtf is that word salad 😂

Die #NoAfD #PrüfDemo is rappelvoll. 🥳 Leider hab ich keinen der #AfDVerbotJetzt Ballons abgegriffen und ich bin traurig 🥹😂

@HolosDiscover unfollow

Going to the UK next month and let me tell you, uploading my ID and selfie plus ALL my current personal data to some obscure government website that most likely has 1) utterly shit security and/or 2) is run by a company that will sell my data is an absolutely SHIT feeling and Inhate it with a passion.

Feeling sad today, so I'm going through my vacation photos.

Quite the alarming thunderstorm moving towards me 😬😬

lol my train just broke down.

But the very best part was @danielgibert's #eclipse button he made just for us. I love it so much. It's perfect and definitely one of the reasons this trip was worth it 🥰

It's of course not the only photo I took. Just. Wow. Look at these. #eclipse

I think I took my most favourite photo ever during the #eclipse.

Very close to our final #eclipse spot. Waiting the afternoon out in the shadowy places nearby before climbing the last steps. We do have a nice view already, but for now in the wrong direction 🤣

A little glimpse. #Euskadi #sea #water #vacation #BasqueCountry

Former colleague called on short notice for an evening out in the local irish pub. He was with a group of friends and one of them was the worst, most disgusting mysogonistic asshole I've ever had the displeasure of listening to during his drunkenly slurred abusive language towards women. Voiced my displeasure a lot and after I returned home, I texted my friend that he doesn't need to bother inviting me if this particular asshole is present. Also told him that their group of friends has the responsibility to tell him to shut the fuck up.

Side note: my colleague's girlfriend doesn't like the dude and called him "suspect". Women know these things.