I swear every third image I see of Fuckerberg is him in court, and I wonder why images of Ol' Musky in court aren't as common. Does Musk just not get sued as much as Meta, or does he just never bother attending courts?

I legitimately wonder how much coke the US government currently snorts in the average day. Or is that too old school? Are they all just on prescriptions nowadays?

When all the crows get together in a tree and talk about their day, is it a crow-cophany, or a caw-cophany?

The past decade has been exhausting. I kind of just want to sleep for a month straight.

As Macklemore gets some recognition for standing his ground and living his truth, I'm reminded of the artists who just don't show stellar morals.

I'm still pretty pissed Dave Grohl denied AIDS existed, and have yet to see anything stating he's changed his tune on that publicly. Has he? Did I miss it? Or is he a complete shitstick?

How many times a day do you drop things, on average?

Uh, asking for a friend. I'm not at all self-conscious, what are you talking about?

I am not shitting you, I can hold a handful of 1940s Deutschmarks and they weigh collectively about as much as the tinfoil in my damn kitchen.

Fuck fascists.

That's right, I have a coin collection. I'm that kind of dork. I'm sure I still have some stamps that might be worth something in a few decades too.

Now you all get to hear about how hard Hitler's Germany actually sucked, because I have their currency. That shit is a hair off being tinfoil because the country was in such a bad state they couldn't even create their own lasting metal coinage.

That's what you're staring down, USA. A country so embroiled in it's wars that it can't afford to print money properly.

It's Friday! I'm not sure why that's exciting because all the days are the same to me, but yay for my brain being positive a moment!

Someone needs to invent a cup that I can put my hot coffee and cold water in at the same time.

I think the most commonly used smilies in my repertoire are -_- and >_<*

Like a rock, gravel, then dust, be ever reaching and ever lasting. Be eternally grit in the gears of destructive futures.

My corporate harassment of the bus company has paid off. Our capital city finally has a Sunday bus for me.

Now to ride it so frequently that they can't try to take it away for low ridership.

Does anyone even still have a landline phone?