boop beep

beep boop

Girl dinner?

DMs = direct messages? no, it stands for dick messages

NOT 🙅 HORNY ❌

php why don't you go outside and pee on some bitches

dark souls font: BEAN FLICKED

Here's a picture of my bod I took earlier after flicking the bean to some very good dyke porn 👍

thanks for telling me the definition of the word "many", it means a lot

thanks for telling me what a clock does, it's about time

tried smiling with my teeth and i look mildly terrifying

very girly during the childhood

highly recommend #GettingYourDickChoppedOff, i feel sleek and aerodynamic

I look nice today!!!

fewer nudes on the timeline is a recession indicator

especially now they #ChoppedMyDickOff

some of you live really unacceptably far away; my dick won't stretch that far

what's up mastadon

hugo? Why don't hugo learn to write html

me a year ago: yeah I'm aromantic
me now: completely in love, doing romantic shit all the time with the person with whom i'm in love, thinking about proposing to them some day even

hmm