woooo

geico is saying something when the gecko is talking about how finding discounts is as personalized as those keychains, and then the gecko can't find a keychain with its name on it

gotta meet the pizza dealer in the parking lot real quick brb

i show up to the place, none of the lights are on, nobody's else is in the parking lot, the parking lot lights aren't even on.

"that sucks" i say to myself as i start to order another pizza from another place. the second i'm about to pay someone walks up to my window asking "hey you ordered a pizza?"
"yeah"
"for prplecake?"
"yeah..."
"i'll bring it out to you"

i have pizza and i’m extremely confused about it

the fucking pizza place let me place an order and then they closed and now i can’t pick it up

i told the fiber install tech i’d prefer to have the box mounted on the back of the house next to the rest of them, but he was like, well there’s only so much fiber cable… we can reschedule and redig the line…

so we just put it on the side of the house, it doesn’t really matter. however, there’s a whole bundle of unused fiber cable sitting in the yard, i think they could’ve gone around the house and back out to the street with it!

"Hi I'm Nicole with Member Services."
"..member services with who?"
"I'm Nicole with Member Services."
"oookay." hangs up

wishing i took spanish in high school instead of french. now i'm nowhere near fluent in french, but we have a lot higher spanish population than french so even if i were it wouldn't be very useful.

pizza get. you don't wanna know how long since i ate last.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DdrMYvQxLpq

we are all cam girls
in a surveillance state

the PoE powered switch wouldn't boot until i unplugged everything from it. annoying.

but none of my PoE stuff. what the hell

yay powers back!

i really do not want to have to go into the office tomorrow

someone spelled "oughta" (or "outta") as "Utah" and i think i need to lie down for a few

i actually caught a few episodes of spongebob on one of my last trips out of town and i've gotta say it was wild watching that show for the first time since childhood.