“The term ‘mewing’ comes from British orthodontist Mike Mew” is not something I expected to be a true fact

A Molotov Cocktail is actually a bomb, a Jaeger Bomb is actually a cocktail… is there no end to the deceit

@outerspec

Hey, did you guys realize that this xkcd comic came out closer to 9/11 than the present day? :troll:

@outerspec guys I did it
https://more-wrong.tumblr.com/

I should start a blog called MoreWrong, where I talk about my totally new and original philosophy “Irrationalism”

@outerspec update: it broke lmao

My college had a free bracelet-making event today…

My uncle works for the secret cabal of lizard people that controls the world’s governments and he let me play with their Jewish space laser, I got to shoot a meteor

#falseconfessions #hashtaggames

fucked up that sexism is NOT the ideology that we should be having sex all the time

Is the linear passage of time killing “millennials are killing x industry” headlines?

Happy 41st birthday :-)

also an agender robot that uses it/its pronouns

still thinking about how there is a nonbinary accounting warlock in Dilbert

My Computer Science major turning me into a furry

I think maybe we just stopped using them at some point and just didn’t notice??

But we need to use new idioms to teach children now because otherwise they’re going to be really confused

phrases like “the apple of my eye” and “it’s raining cats and dogs” are like. The quintessential examples of idioms used to teach young children about idioms

But I’ve genuinely never heard them actually being used by anyone in casual conversation before.

#NeededEmoji We already have emojis with different skin tones, so how come 😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾 don’t come in different fur colors?

#hashtaggames

uj/ I’m slightly disappointed by a lot of these songs, but I felt the same way about Pink Floyd when I first started listening to them, and they definitely grew on me since then, so idk

Also their bear thing is kind of cute, peak autism creature