I have awoken to the earworm of the Henry's Cat theme song....

Don’t let your coworkers judge you for stacking several frozen flour tortillas together, dolloping copious amounts of Cool Whip down the middle, wrapping that cream burrito gently and tightly, and cradling it against your face. They’re just jealous, k?

Nothing to see here. Move on.

https://thehill.com/policy/international/6145244-trump-breaks-election-observer-tradition/

Some RW consultant has worked out that 2 weeks is the maximum public memory...
Trump and his wannabes always use 2 weeks.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/oct/13/nigel-farage-reform-robert-jenrick-small-boats-royal-marines-lethal-force

One who does not know a burro from a burrow does not know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Just typed 'archetypes' and as I typed the 'p', my finger clipped the 'o', so I typed 'archetypoes'

And I think that is perfect.

Why is it that we millennials are hanging on so long? Are we the worst generation at embracing change?

We stay in jobs/power so that all our officials are senile; we're reintroducing old car names (Capri, 2CV, Sirocco) for new cars, and we're redoing classic films.

Let go, people - embrace new things.

(Yes, I know there are only 7 story archetypes)

Today seems like a good day to resurface this:

https://citizensreunited.substack.com/api/v1/file/e084d513-da4d-4c3e-998e-56a651980c81.pdf

#CitizensReunited #CaroleCadwalladr #SergeiCristo

My dude, the dipshits were duped by a sign on a bus!

BLAHBYLON’S EYE-DENTITY QUIZ FOR 2026.10.11

It’s been a very long time since I’ve done an Eye-dentity Quiz.

Can you eye-dentify this person?

Please answer in PRIVATE mode.

The answer will be revealed tomorrow.

Please retoot for more responses.

#BlahbylonsEyeDentityQuiz

Big, early prediction for 2027 is that soup will be popular during the early colder months, but cede its place to other dishes (probably fresh fruit and salad) during the spring and summer. Then soup will return to prominence late in the year—defying the odds yet again.

https://sergeicristo336888.substack.com/p/a-three-headed-russian-dragon-carson

They should let me name a number. One of the ones that never gets used, like 415,699,078,912,883. That can be mine and I’ll name it Lillian.

Morning cuddles with the boy

When I'm not accidentally eating small pieces of plastic or being chased around my garden by a wasp, I like to spend my free time colliding with wooden furniture and using common idioms incorrectly

Always a tweet